Today, I stole my brother's fuzzy slippers for the day as I usually do. Too bad he had been anticipating this and had left a mouse trap in one of them. FML
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Today, I walked in on my little brother making a Devil's trap so he could capture the demon he thinks is possessing my hamster. FML
Today, I accidentally left my sister's hamster's cage open and it escaped. My dad recently put mouse traps down. Guess where I found her. FML
Today, after far too many times of my brother stealing food out of my own personal mini fridge, I bought a lock and chained the handles together. I came back to find that my brother had responded by breaking the doors off their hinges. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house, meeting his family for the first time. We were all standing in the kitchen when suddenly a small white and brown mouse ran by. Out of natural instinct, I stomped on it. Turns out, it was his little sister's pet mouse that had gotten out of its cage earlier. FML
Today, I slept through my alarm and decided to call in sick. After falling back asleep, I woke up to my younger brother robbing my kitchen. It seems he's been doing this for weeks, every time I leave for work. He won't even give it all back. FML
Today, I found out that my little brother has been rubbing my toothbrush in dog shit for the last month because I accidentally broke one of his toys. FML
Today, I thought it'd be funny to give my younger brother a wedgie. I found the thong I thought I'd lost. FML
Today, my husband picked up and threw a hammer which smashed a hole in the plastic side of the conservatory, that daylight and rain can now get through, all because he “thought” he saw a mouse, which turned out to be one of my fluffy slippers half hidden under a chair. FML
Today, I set a trap to catch a mouse that ran across my foot. Not only did the trap shut on my finger twice, but I watched the mouse run over the trap without it snapping shut. I guess I have a new roommate. FML
Today, there was a horrible smell in my kitchen. I tried to find the source, but failed and had to leave for the day. That night, my brother informed me that the smell was coming from a dead mouse stuck in our toaster. FML
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skippydoda 32
Why don't you just buy your own damn slippers? YDI for being a cheap thief.
Coachjoost79 14
serves you right!
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Comments (90)
SkullSphinx 10
Sucks to suck!
RogueWarrior869 23
Well, you do deserve it for stealing them, especially if you have been doing it for a long time. I hope you have learned your lesson and get your own if you can, and not take things without permission.
abraybro 27
Now go buy your own pair, OP.
8Dirty1 24
genius!!
Charles900 16
It'd be much easier if you just bought your own slippers rather than steal someone else's.
exuberant_orange 17
Your brother deserves a medal.
NodakN8V 25
And that little piggy gets a mouse trap
classicsparkles 17
Ouch! That isn't funny mousetraps can break toenails off and break bones I mean they are designed to snap animals in half it's not like in cartoons..
stephen13 4
Is it just me or is anyone trying to figure out how tall these slippers have to be for the mouse trap to actually swing closed.
snarkytruth 37
#62. Exactly what I was thinking or how small was that trap. To get the trap far enough into the slipper to not be seen there wouldn't be enough room for the bar to swing closed. At least not in any slippers I've seen. Unless OP was stealing those animal themed slippers for kids or giant boot like slippers I doubt this story is real. One of those you wish you could do but won't work situations. I believe OP made this up for attention or a badge.
SirMichael 13
Mouse trap is usually about 4 inches long, the bar is a little less than half of that, and the base board is about 1/4 inch think. So they can function in a space about 2 inches high.
SuperMew 22
Op, I can understand the slippers are awesome and you like to borrow them. But you should get your own. A) so you don't find yourself injured by your brother, b) because it can get really annoying. I like to have my things where I left them. I have a standard I treat my belongings with. My sister did not. She would borrow my clothes (see: steal them) and they would come back smelling like BO and ripped. Stop taking your brother's things and learn respect.