Today, I stole my brother's fuzzy slippers for the day as I usually do. Too bad he had been anticipating this and had left a mouse trap in one of them. FML
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Today, I walked in on my little brother making a Devil's trap so he could capture the demon he thinks is possessing my hamster. FML
Today, I accidentally left my sister's hamster's cage open and it escaped. My dad recently put mouse traps down. Guess where I found her. FML
Today, after far too many times of my brother stealing food out of my own personal mini fridge, I bought a lock and chained the handles together. I came back to find that my brother had responded by breaking the doors off their hinges. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house, meeting his family for the first time. We were all standing in the kitchen when suddenly a small white and brown mouse ran by. Out of natural instinct, I stomped on it. Turns out, it was his little sister's pet mouse that had gotten out of its cage earlier. FML
Today, I slept through my alarm and decided to call in sick. After falling back asleep, I woke up to my younger brother robbing my kitchen. It seems he's been doing this for weeks, every time I leave for work. He won't even give it all back. FML
Today, I found out that my little brother has been rubbing my toothbrush in dog shit for the last month because I accidentally broke one of his toys. FML
Today, I thought it'd be funny to give my younger brother a wedgie. I found the thong I thought I'd lost. FML
Today, my husband picked up and threw a hammer which smashed a hole in the plastic side of the conservatory, that daylight and rain can now get through, all because he “thought” he saw a mouse, which turned out to be one of my fluffy slippers half hidden under a chair. FML
Today, I set a trap to catch a mouse that ran across my foot. Not only did the trap shut on my finger twice, but I watched the mouse run over the trap without it snapping shut. I guess I have a new roommate. FML
Today, there was a horrible smell in my kitchen. I tried to find the source, but failed and had to leave for the day. That night, my brother informed me that the smell was coming from a dead mouse stuck in our toaster. FML
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skippydoda 32
Why don't you just buy your own damn slippers? YDI for being a cheap thief.
Coachjoost79 14
serves you right!
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Comments (90)
cheshireau 26
I wasn't expecting that ending. I thought he would have jizzed in them or something.
snarkytruth 37
It's amazing there was enough room in those slippers for the trap to go off. I've never seen traps that small. I hope it wasn't a used trap. Ask Santa for your own pair or buy your own but don't steal what isn't yours. Ask first and respect your brother.
blackonblight 32
That was a warning. Next time it's legos.
NamelessFace 22
I'd rather step on a Lego than a ******* mousetrap... Seriously, stepping on a Lego hurts less than stepping on a small rock, let alone something with the ability to break the neck of a small mammal.
ChampHero 27
You should have checked before putting them on or just not taken them.
WhoLikesPie 14
anyone thinking about how the mouse trap wouldn't work properly since there isn't enough swinging room inside?
Zenithbeauty 15
WOW. what kind of human being steals another mans slippers...That is disgusting.
CandyApple88 13
Get your own damned slippers. You're lucky he didn't leave a turd or **** in there for you. Which is what I would have done.
CircleCorner 8
You got what you deserved. You ****** your own life up.
AbsyntheMayhem 23
Stealing fuzzy slippers is a sin!
bitchs_and_hoes 20
Did you know that mousetraps crushes the mouses head. It's the best way to kill them though.