Work: Today, I stole a pen from the doctor's office while she wasn't...

By Anonymous - 22/02/2013 02:56 - United States - New York

Today, I stole a pen from the doctor's office while she wasn't looking. Later on at work, I idly pulled the pen out during a meeting. My colleague looked at me, horrified. The pen had the words "minimally invasive gynecological surgery" emblazoned on it. I'm a man. FML

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DasHaas 9

Friday 22 February 2013 10:57

Karma.

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Comments

Schiffy 18

Friday 22 February 2013 15:48

If there's one thing doctors offices have millions of, it's pens, mainly from Pharmaceutical reps. No one is really going to give a shit that you took a pen, mainly because it's probably worth 25 cents, but you should probably have looked at it first.

xRezSynn 15

Friday 22 February 2013 16:03

How did you not deserve that one?

XxKillerStormXx 13

Friday 22 February 2013 16:03

Haha Lolz

joethebiden 8

Friday 22 February 2013 16:05

In all fairness, who the **** emblazons that on a pen? I mean, couldn't she put her name on it or something? Sure, YDI for stealing the pen, but also FYL for having a doctor with very poor taste concerning personalized supplies.

fksfsdhfsdfh 26

Friday 22 February 2013 16:13

@DasHaas is right! Karma!

Kitten_Calderon 14

Friday 22 February 2013 16:22

Serves you right for stealing, OP. xD

DanielleinDC 33

Friday 22 February 2013 17:35

Stealing is bad, mm-kay? It's one thing if you accidentally take a pen--that sort of stuff happens all the time--but to deliberately take a pen. #46, as others have said, doctors frequently have all sorts of crap foisted on them by pharmaceutical companies. I suspect that would include pens.