By Danielle - Canada - Aldergrove
Today, it's day two of my family's camping trip. Despite the weather, bugs, and portapotties, we were doing okay, until the can opener broke. My husband is stubbornly insisting that we live off cereal and peanut butter for another five days. FML
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  muzy  |  23

Stuck in the middle of nowhere with food supplies running low? better drink your own piss. Alternatively, you could find and eat maggots because they're full of good proteins!

  sanchogrim  |  18

LMAO they act like their life is so hard, try living off of nothing but your knife, matches, and gun, they even had a fucking portapotty, cereal, and penutbutter. All I can say is....... CITY SLICKERS! haha

  xcarxcrashx  |  9

Seriously, every time I go camping I forget something and have to make a trip to the big dubs. Alternatively ask a fellow camper or go to the camp store? It's really not too big a deal.

  EvilTwerp  |  12

Uh no, it's not. Portapotties? Canned food? Cereal? Peanut butter? What do you live in? A fucking trailer? This bitch even has phone service. True camping is taking a shovel with you every time you poop. None of that food you take with you. Phone service? Get real. Weak bitch.


Wow, where's your ingenuity OP? you're from BC, we're known for camping. Despite your Internet access, portapotty, and canned food you can't find a damned way to open a can? How humanity evolved to where we are now, I'll never know.

  SuperKnuckels  |  6

they mustve gone to a motel xD thats all i can think of. Some shady ghetto ass motel with roaches n spiders, the toilets dont work so they use a portapotty, theres no restraunt so they brought crappy food; and now they're sitting in the middle of a floor
wondering what to do. Picture that and laugh with me. xD


Yes, rule #1. Bring knife! And Ay could get savage and hunt or fish... Vegetarians Calm! Dnt Hate! We're all just animals, without all the processed food, it's Natural to hunt & gather & eat from the land, therefore animals.
Animals eat other animals... Life!

  mommy2cassidy  |  18

#138 I totally need to have a portapotty when I go camping thanks to IBS and I CAN go outside but I do not have good balance and I would rather not fall over in the middle of going to the bathroom

By  dilqncho  |  1

OR you could open the cans using knives? I guess you do have a knife? Damn, a can can be opened with pretty much anything sharp if you're determined enough.