By HairyLeggedItalian - United States
Today, I was putting a wooden shelf into my new TV stand. Right before I put it in, I rested it on my leg. I then realized that the wood was of poor quality, and it gave me splinters. Now, I can't remove the splinters, because I can't find their exact location under my really hairy legs. FML
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  Xxprincipessa  |  0

haha #14 I'm Italian... and you are correct.. we are hairy human beings lol. and #12 yes I just mean to shave or wax for this period of time so he could get the splinters out :)

  XxDevilxXGt  |  26

well that sucks but dont shave your legs or dont shave legs lol.hmm this could be dirty also "right before i put it in, i rested my "wood" on my leg" lmao xD

  piinkbunnii  |  1

Agreed with #24, shaving probably would cut the tip of the splinter. Therefore leaving the man, with shaved legs, and still have a ton of. splinters!

Nair it. Maybe that will work!!!


I have a friend who's Italian and she was embarrassed to wear her ballet clothes because the hair on her legs poked through the tiny holes in the fabric and made it look like she had really pale hairy ghost legs.

By  xgetxbentx  |  13

9 - I think they just mean for him to shave so he can get out the splinters, not shave all the time.
Op - shave or trim that area and get them out, even if they would come out on their own leaving them in would probably lead to infection.

By  Mr_Zachary  |  0

really... did this person go, "oh noes i have splinters, i better go post an fml immediately!" like his life is ruined. what the fuck, people. i demand a higher standard for future fmls, right meow!

By  JxM1994  |  0

Psssh don't be a wuss..put some duct tape over the general area and rip ''em all out. Then you don't hafta worry about people calling you out about shaving lol PROBLEM SOLVED :)