Money: Today, I hit rock bottom; I watched one of those shitty infomercial... - FML

By The Rock's arse - 04/07/2014 20:29 - United Kingdom - Milton Keynes

Today, I hit rock bottom; I watched one of those shitty infomercial channels, without even being forced into it at gunpoint. Even worse is that I practically creamed myself over a damn fruit juicer, all because it was 50% off and I could actually afford it. FML

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MattAttack12 10

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Saturday 5 July 2014 5:16

Hey those things are pretty expensive these days

toxic_walrus 15

Saturday 5 July 2014 5:17

Everyone has their bad days

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MattAttack12 10

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Saturday 5 July 2014 5:16

Hey those things are pretty expensive these days

GDragonsSwag 21

Saturday 5 July 2014 19:41

Buy one creamed man and get another for FREE!

toxic_walrus 15

Saturday 5 July 2014 5:17

Everyone has their bad days

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Saturday 5 July 2014 5:17

... What do you do for fun?

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Saturday 5 July 2014 5:18

I'd say "What a shitty situation" but then you FMLers might force me to watch shitty infomercials at gunpoint, and we all know that's pure torture.

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Saturday 5 July 2014 17:24

*puts gun to you* Watch the infomercials.

worldclassrager 39

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Saturday 5 July 2014 5:20

That is for sure an all time rock bottom low...but not a YDI well in my opinion

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Saturday 5 July 2014 5:24

If you buy something you don't need just because it's on sale, are you really saving money?

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Saturday 5 July 2014 5:24

You know, they say it's 50% off, but then they get you with the shipping and handling

badluckalex 23

Saturday 5 July 2014 5:35

and bump up the price by 20%

False_Stupidity 41

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Saturday 5 July 2014 13:03

And then within a couple of months you'll see the same sort of product in a cheap shop for much less than they are charging.

meganlovestea 15

Saturday 5 July 2014 5:24

At least you can afford it if you wanted it!

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Saturday 5 July 2014 5:25

You creamed yourself after that? What would happen if you watched free porn?

juan3611 14

Saturday 5 July 2014 7:37

Og mudbone

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Saturday 5 July 2014 5:29

Hope you bought it. Maybe than you can invite guests over to have juice....and not get into such sad situations

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