FML : Today, I hit rock bottom; I watched one of those shitty infomercial channels, without even being forced into it at gunpoint. Even worse is that I practically...

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Today, I hit rock bottom; I watched one of those shitty infomercial channels, without even being forced into it at gunpoint. Even worse is that I practically creamed myself over a damn fruit juicer, all because it was 50% off and I could actually afford it. FML

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By The Rock's arse - / Friday 4 July 2014 20:29 / United Kingdom - Milton Keynes

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By MattAttack12 | 10

#5998136 - Saturday 5 July 2014 05:16

Hey those things are pretty expensive these days

By toxic_walrus | 15

#5998137 - Saturday 5 July 2014 05:17

Everyone has their bad days

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By MattAttack12 | 10

#5998136 - Saturday 5 July 2014 05:16

Hey those things are pretty expensive these days

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GDragonsSwag | 20

#5998815 - Saturday 5 July 2014 07:41

Buy one creamed man and get another for FREE!

By toxic_walrus | 15

#5998137 - Saturday 5 July 2014 05:17

Everyone has their bad days

By Jojohn0 | 22

#5998139 - Saturday 5 July 2014 05:17

... What do you do for fun?

By singer0421 | 32

#5998143 - Saturday 5 July 2014 05:18

I'd say "What a shitty situation" but then you FMLers might force me to watch shitty infomercials at gunpoint, and we all know that's pure torture.

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JBChristian | 45

#5998708 - Saturday 5 July 2014 05:24

*puts gun to you* Watch the infomercials.

By worldclassrager | 38

#5998154 - Saturday 5 July 2014 05:20

That is for sure an all time rock bottom low...but not a YDI well in my opinion

By Noremac42 | 8

#5998162 - Saturday 5 July 2014 05:24

If you buy something you don't need just because it's on sale, are you really saving money?

By EduJav321 | 24

#5998164 - Saturday 5 July 2014 05:24

You know, they say it's 50% off, but then they get you with the shipping and handling

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badluckalex | 23

#5998187 - Saturday 5 July 2014 05:35

and bump up the price by 20%

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False_Stupidity | 41

#5998469 - Saturday 5 July 2014 01:03

And then within a couple of months you'll see the same sort of product in a cheap shop for much less than they are charging.

By meganlovestea | 15

#5998165 - Saturday 5 July 2014 05:24

At least you can afford it if you wanted it!

By Enslaved | 36

#5998170 - Saturday 5 July 2014 05:25

You creamed yourself after that? What would happen if you watched free porn?

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juan3611 | 14

#5998325 - Saturday 5 July 2014 07:37

Og mudbone

By dawood_k | 25

#5998175 - Saturday 5 July 2014 05:29

Hope you bought it. Maybe than you can invite guests over to have juice....and not get into such sad situations

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