Today, I started undressing in front of my boyfriend. He politely said, "Excuse me, please" because I was blocking the T.V. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my fiancé and I were cuddling on the couch watching TV when we started kissing. As I crawled onto his lap and started to unzip his pants, he said, "You're blocking the TV." FML
Today, during an episode of King of Queens that my boyfriend has seen more than once, I decided I'd try to get a little frisky. I straddled him while he was on the bed and began taking my clothes of. He pushed me out of the way and said, "Don't get naked in front of the TV." FML
Today, I began to undress my wife, who was watching TV, and gave her a massage to relax her while she watched her soap. 20 minutes later, when the programme came to an end, she said "I wish you'd let me watch TV in peace!". FML
Today, my boyfriend and I are on vacation. He was watching TV, and I thought I’d try to be sexy, so I walked in wearing lingerie. He smiled at me and said, “What the hell are you wearing?” FML
Today, I took a bath and dressed in a skimpy lingerie. I sat on the couch for an hour and a half before giving up and putting on my boyfriend's old t shirt. It was then that he decided to comment. On the t shirt I was wearing. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were hooking up while watching a movie. Just as I was getting really into it, he told me to move my head. He couldn't see the television. FML
Today, things were getting heated between me and the guy I like, and we were about to have sex. I told him to turn the TV off so we can get started. His response? "But I like this show." FML
Today, I got dressed up in lingerie for my boyfriend. He looked at me, said, "Nice," then went back to watching TV and drinking beer. FML
Today, I felt frisky, so I went over to my boyfriend's place, hoping to have some fun. I brought over a movie, and part-way through it, I started feeling him up. He responded by sighing, "That's really fucking annoying, babe. Cut it out, yeah?" FML
Today, I was feeling frisky and my boyfriend was playing a video game in the living room. I started dancing in front of the T.V. with only my panties on, to which he responded, "You're every gamer's nightmare." FML
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brittster1990 0
At least he said please.
JiggyBoo123 11
You make a better door than you do a window.
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Comments (164)
jobsman99 0
Hope you stayed topless. He would come around to enjoying your ****. At least when a commercial came on.
ty1992_farmlife 12
when my ex undressed in front of me, I started looking at her. Why? Cus that's why she was undressing infront of me, she wanted me to look lol got me to stop watching the football games.. missed some good games, but her or games. Hmm.. her, duh!
downtime 13
Congratulations on the short attention span.
ultra_notorious 26
finally, someone with a sense of reason. the female form should always be admired and gazed upon, unless it is a heifer!
ehllychan 10
Congratulations for helping to shape your ex into a selfish attention ***** with your desperate craving for sex at all given time :D
lmgk 0
Ha. No commitment these days ;)
yummcookie 0
Would you want him to undress in front of the TV while you're watching it? I bet not. Double standards once again.
diegojosie216 1
Well at least he was polite..!
Right_Click 12
Sarcasm is funnier when people don't get it.
StalinsHeir 1
Blocking the tv as in you're fat? In which case who wants to watch a fatty get dressed? Not me at least.
mikede420 0
First off what do you look like?!?
mikede420 0
First off what do you look like?!?
Atropos626 4
Double standards are now bitching the world.
OinkOinkOink 4
Well, he did say please.