Intimacy: Today, I started undressing in front of my boyfriend. He politely... - FML

By lalala - 22/12/2011 17:26 - United Kingdom

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Today, I started undressing in front of my boyfriend. He politely said, "Excuse me, please" because I was blocking the T.V. FML

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Same thing different taste

By unwantedlove - 25/02/2011 18:36 - France

Spicy

Today, my fiancé and I were cuddling on the couch watching TV when we started kissing. As I crawled onto his lap and started to unzip his pants, he said, "You're blocking the TV." FML

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Denied

By Anonymous - 21/01/2010 05:28 - Canada

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Today, during an episode of King of Queens that my boyfriend has seen more than once, I decided I'd try to get a little frisky. I straddled him while he was on the bed and began taking my clothes of. He pushed me out of the way and said, "Don't get naked in front of the TV." FML

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By Velian - 09/12/2008 08:59 - France

Today, I began to undress my wife, who was watching TV, and gave her a massage to relax her while she watched her soap. 20 minutes later, when the programme came to an end, she said "I wish you'd let me watch TV in peace!". FML

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Expectations

By Anonymous - 02/01/2022 05:01 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend and I are on vacation. He was watching TV, and I thought I’d try to be sexy, so I walked in wearing lingerie. He smiled at me and said, “What the hell are you wearing?” FML

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The art of seduction

By Anonymous - 26/10/2020 19:58

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Today, I took a bath and dressed in a skimpy lingerie. I sat on the couch for an hour and a half before giving up and putting on my boyfriend's old t shirt. It was then that he decided to comment. On the t shirt I was wearing. FML

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Moving

By happyasaclam - 19/02/2009 00:55 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend and I were hooking up while watching a movie. Just as I was getting really into it, he told me to move my head. He couldn't see the television. FML

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By Judy69 - 07/04/2012 07:04 - United States - Dekalb

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Today, things were getting heated between me and the guy I like, and we were about to have sex. I told him to turn the TV off so we can get started. His response? "But I like this show." FML

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Turn it off

By Anonymous - 26/03/2022 06:00

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Today, I got dressed up in lingerie for my boyfriend. He looked at me, said, "Nice," then went back to watching TV and drinking beer. FML

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By sarajj - 29/03/2013 21:36 - United States - Littleton

Today, I felt frisky, so I went over to my boyfriend's place, hoping to have some fun. I brought over a movie, and part-way through it, I started feeling him up. He responded by sighing, "That's really fucking annoying, babe. Cut it out, yeah?" FML

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Get out of the way

By SweetDreamsTibi - 10/02/2019 12:00

Today, I was feeling frisky and my boyfriend was playing a video game in the living room. I started dancing in front of the T.V. with only my panties on, to which he responded, "You're every gamer's nightmare." FML

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brittster1990 0

Thursday 22 December 2011 22:40

At least he said please.

JiggyBoo123 11

Thursday 22 December 2011 22:34

You make a better door than you do a window.

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jobsman99 0

Friday 23 December 2011 3:21

Hope you stayed topless. He would come around to enjoying your ****. At least when a commercial came on.

ty1992_farmlife 12

Friday 23 December 2011 3:23

when my ex undressed in front of me, I started looking at her. Why? Cus that's why she was undressing infront of me, she wanted me to look lol got me to stop watching the football games.. missed some good games, but her or games. Hmm.. her, duh!

downtime 12

Friday 23 December 2011 6:03

Congratulations on the short attention span.

ultra_notorious 26

Friday 23 December 2011 7:41

finally, someone with a sense of reason. the female form should always be admired and gazed upon, unless it is a heifer!

ehllychan 10

Friday 23 December 2011 12:01

Congratulations for helping to shape your ex into a selfish attention ***** with your desperate craving for sex at all given time :D

lmgk 0

Thursday 29 December 2011 10:16

Ha. No commitment these days ;)

yummcookie 0

Friday 23 December 2011 3:25

Would you want him to undress in front of the TV while you're watching it? I bet not. Double standards once again.

diegojosie216 1

Friday 23 December 2011 3:26

Well at least he was polite..!

Right_Click 12

Friday 23 December 2011 3:31

Sarcasm is funnier when people don't get it.

StalinsHeir 1

Friday 23 December 2011 4:09

Blocking the tv as in you're fat? In which case who wants to watch a fatty get dressed? Not me at least.

mikede420 0

Friday 23 December 2011 4:09

First off what do you look like?!?

mikede420 0

Friday 23 December 2011 4:12

First off what do you look like?!?

Atropos626 4

Friday 23 December 2011 4:28

Double standards are now bitching the world. 

OinkOinkOink 4

Friday 23 December 2011 4:31

Well, he did say please.

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