Today, I started undressing in front of my boyfriend. He politely said, "Excuse me, please" because I was blocking the T.V. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my fiancé and I were cuddling on the couch watching TV when we started kissing. As I crawled onto his lap and started to unzip his pants, he said, "You're blocking the TV." FML
Today, during an episode of King of Queens that my boyfriend has seen more than once, I decided I'd try to get a little frisky. I straddled him while he was on the bed and began taking my clothes of. He pushed me out of the way and said, "Don't get naked in front of the TV." FML
Today, I began to undress my wife, who was watching TV, and gave her a massage to relax her while she watched her soap. 20 minutes later, when the programme came to an end, she said "I wish you'd let me watch TV in peace!". FML
Today, my boyfriend and I are on vacation. He was watching TV, and I thought I’d try to be sexy, so I walked in wearing lingerie. He smiled at me and said, “What the hell are you wearing?” FML
Today, I took a bath and dressed in a skimpy lingerie. I sat on the couch for an hour and a half before giving up and putting on my boyfriend's old t shirt. It was then that he decided to comment. On the t shirt I was wearing. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were hooking up while watching a movie. Just as I was getting really into it, he told me to move my head. He couldn't see the television. FML
Today, things were getting heated between me and the guy I like, and we were about to have sex. I told him to turn the TV off so we can get started. His response? "But I like this show." FML
Today, I got dressed up in lingerie for my boyfriend. He looked at me, said, "Nice," then went back to watching TV and drinking beer. FML
Today, I felt frisky, so I went over to my boyfriend's place, hoping to have some fun. I brought over a movie, and part-way through it, I started feeling him up. He responded by sighing, "That's really fucking annoying, babe. Cut it out, yeah?" FML
Today, I was feeling frisky and my boyfriend was playing a video game in the living room. I started dancing in front of the T.V. with only my panties on, to which he responded, "You're every gamer's nightmare." FML
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Top comments
brittster1990 0
At least he said please.
JiggyBoo123 11
You make a better door than you do a window.
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Comments (164)
MandyMeow_fml 18
At least he was polite about it and said please..
stephanieeDawnx 0
Your hair is gorgeous.
yetanotherginger 19
no it isn't, half of it just floats around the back of her head. It gives the impression she has some kind of mutant growth
fuzzywolf 8
I agree with 26 and 62. Oh my gosh, just realised that 26 is 62 backwards XD (Woo, go me!)
MandyMeow_fml 18
62- oh thank you very much! :)
MandyMeow_fml 18
62- Oh thank you very much! :)
MandyMeow_fml 18
67- Someones an angry ginger..
Rlopez1992 0
U look sexy mandy
FR05TY 9
^^HA!
idontknowyou123 0
Yup my gaydar just went off...
tylermt1999 17
fatty
ZDK5498 6
your boyfriend already had a show it was YOU! apparently he really REALLY loves whatever he was watching...
hdw17 0
cant disagree with that:)
rubberduckie94 13
thats just the way it is when you have been with somebody for a while. get used to it.
AffenKid 9
Well, you should have been in the kitchen anyways... :p Seriously though, FYL for having sexually disabled bf.
Horcruxer 0
When I get blowed I watch tv simultaneously...jus livin the dream
ptsportsguy1 0
This comment made my day
Horcruxer 0
Lol
kdawg360 0
It was a really interesting show
Calyx_fml 22
It was a 120" plasma screen.
imaginaryvoice 18
At least he was polite. "Today, I started undressing in front of my boyfriend. He rudely said, 'Excuse me, bitch. I'm trying to watch the show' because I was blocking the T.V."