Intimacy: Today, I started undressing in front of my boyfriend. He politely... - FML

By lalala - 22/12/2011 17:26 - United Kingdom

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Today, I started undressing in front of my boyfriend. He politely said, "Excuse me, please" because I was blocking the T.V. FML

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Same thing different taste

By unwantedlove - 25/02/2011 18:36 - France

Spicy

Today, my fiancé and I were cuddling on the couch watching TV when we started kissing. As I crawled onto his lap and started to unzip his pants, he said, "You're blocking the TV." FML

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Denied

By Anonymous - 21/01/2010 05:28 - Canada

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Today, during an episode of King of Queens that my boyfriend has seen more than once, I decided I'd try to get a little frisky. I straddled him while he was on the bed and began taking my clothes of. He pushed me out of the way and said, "Don't get naked in front of the TV." FML

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By Velian - 09/12/2008 08:59 - France

Today, I began to undress my wife, who was watching TV, and gave her a massage to relax her while she watched her soap. 20 minutes later, when the programme came to an end, she said "I wish you'd let me watch TV in peace!". FML

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Expectations

By Anonymous - 02/01/2022 05:01 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend and I are on vacation. He was watching TV, and I thought I’d try to be sexy, so I walked in wearing lingerie. He smiled at me and said, “What the hell are you wearing?” FML

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The art of seduction

By Anonymous - 26/10/2020 19:58

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Today, I took a bath and dressed in a skimpy lingerie. I sat on the couch for an hour and a half before giving up and putting on my boyfriend's old t shirt. It was then that he decided to comment. On the t shirt I was wearing. FML

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Moving

By happyasaclam - 19/02/2009 00:55 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend and I were hooking up while watching a movie. Just as I was getting really into it, he told me to move my head. He couldn't see the television. FML

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By Judy69 - 07/04/2012 07:04 - United States - Dekalb

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Today, things were getting heated between me and the guy I like, and we were about to have sex. I told him to turn the TV off so we can get started. His response? "But I like this show." FML

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Turn it off

By Anonymous - 26/03/2022 06:00

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Today, I got dressed up in lingerie for my boyfriend. He looked at me, said, "Nice," then went back to watching TV and drinking beer. FML

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By sarajj - 29/03/2013 21:36 - United States - Littleton

Today, I felt frisky, so I went over to my boyfriend's place, hoping to have some fun. I brought over a movie, and part-way through it, I started feeling him up. He responded by sighing, "That's really fucking annoying, babe. Cut it out, yeah?" FML

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Get out of the way

By SweetDreamsTibi - 10/02/2019 12:00

Today, I was feeling frisky and my boyfriend was playing a video game in the living room. I started dancing in front of the T.V. with only my panties on, to which he responded, "You're every gamer's nightmare." FML

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brittster1990 0

Thursday 22 December 2011 22:40

At least he said please.

JiggyBoo123 11

Thursday 22 December 2011 22:34

You make a better door than you do a window.

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JaneJenkins22 0

Friday 23 December 2011 10:11

Ha. That never happened to me before (;

ehllychan 10

Friday 23 December 2011 12:03

And then you see girls wondering why "all men are pigs". They say FML when they're not! D:

jaystreet46 4

Friday 23 December 2011 14:52

At least he said please!

friedbunnies 9

Friday 23 December 2011 14:56

Move bitch. Luda got it right lol.

brown_and_yello 3

Friday 23 December 2011 16:33

and the moral of the story is: turn off the TV before you undress. Your man obviously can only focus on one thing at a time

1337chick 4

Friday 23 December 2011 17:56

He's not your sex toy! You shouldn't expect him to be immediately on when you are because he's a man. Imagine if it had been a role reversal, you'd've been pissed that he had been so presumptuous. Give the guy a break and treat him like a human being.

Craggy 2

Saturday 24 December 2011 2:12

I love you. You are a reasonable person and that is rare

mamasait 1

Saturday 24 December 2011 2:59

nuff said.

ChromeCaviar 0

Friday 23 December 2011 19:26

At least he was polite!

AlaskanEskimo34 0

Friday 23 December 2011 19:44

Just because it was halftime doesn't mean you get attention

pablopoo 7

Friday 23 December 2011 20:45

He said it nicely

koolkatkc 2

Friday 23 December 2011 21:33

Hahahhaha! That seriously sucks! :/

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