Today, I started undressing in front of my boyfriend. He politely said, "Excuse me, please" because I was blocking the T.V. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my fiancé and I were cuddling on the couch watching TV when we started kissing. As I crawled onto his lap and started to unzip his pants, he said, "You're blocking the TV." FML
Today, during an episode of King of Queens that my boyfriend has seen more than once, I decided I'd try to get a little frisky. I straddled him while he was on the bed and began taking my clothes of. He pushed me out of the way and said, "Don't get naked in front of the TV." FML
Today, I began to undress my wife, who was watching TV, and gave her a massage to relax her while she watched her soap. 20 minutes later, when the programme came to an end, she said "I wish you'd let me watch TV in peace!". FML
Today, my boyfriend and I are on vacation. He was watching TV, and I thought I’d try to be sexy, so I walked in wearing lingerie. He smiled at me and said, “What the hell are you wearing?” FML
Today, I took a bath and dressed in a skimpy lingerie. I sat on the couch for an hour and a half before giving up and putting on my boyfriend's old t shirt. It was then that he decided to comment. On the t shirt I was wearing. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were hooking up while watching a movie. Just as I was getting really into it, he told me to move my head. He couldn't see the television. FML
Today, things were getting heated between me and the guy I like, and we were about to have sex. I told him to turn the TV off so we can get started. His response? "But I like this show." FML
Today, I got dressed up in lingerie for my boyfriend. He looked at me, said, "Nice," then went back to watching TV and drinking beer. FML
Today, I felt frisky, so I went over to my boyfriend's place, hoping to have some fun. I brought over a movie, and part-way through it, I started feeling him up. He responded by sighing, "That's really fucking annoying, babe. Cut it out, yeah?" FML
Today, I was feeling frisky and my boyfriend was playing a video game in the living room. I started dancing in front of the T.V. with only my panties on, to which he responded, "You're every gamer's nightmare." FML
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brittster1990 0
At least he said please.
JiggyBoo123 11
You make a better door than you do a window.
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Comments (164)
MrSchneebly 5
You must never get between a man and bargain hunt
Sinamoi 18
There's a hole in your ass but he can't see through it.
chetak 1
Maybe he was watching ****
bacon12 0
The **** BDSM and ***********? Whats wrong with you?
beebananaz88 0
Domo the ****?
Danni91 8
That's prolly because your mother is not a glass maker.
misfitmonroe 4
Lol
ALpein 0
That joke was bad and you should feel bad.
xShannonxSammyx 7
Try again when he's not watching TV? :)
stupidisntcute 0
There's nothing wrong with him saying this. Maybe he was watching a show he had been looking forward to! And who undresses infront of a tv? It doesn't make him a ****, he makes him a man! Men don't always jump up at the sight of a woman undressing! It is not really a big deal!
RubberFreeDucky 4
At least he was polite about it.
DocBastard 40
If he was watching Jersey Shore, he's a ******* idiot. If he was watching Community, GET THE **** OUT OF THE WAY!! COMMUNITY IS ON, BITCH!
stupidisntcute 0
And besides why do women expect men to jump at their every whim. And act like they should worshipped! I mean really? Come on! Give him a break!
stupidisntcute 0
*be
DocBastard 40
Because women have vaginas. And men want vaginas. And the (correct) way to get vaginas is to be nice to the women that own them.
stupidisntcute 0
Well I'm a woman and when men act like that it is such a turn off!! But then again I think about 75% of women are complete jokes, and not the funny kind!!!
downtime 13
Ah but 51, men can also get vaginas with money or alcohol. Besides, 'correct' is subjective.