Today, I started my period. I am getting married tomorrow. So, not only am I going to be on my period for my wedding night and honeymoon, my best friend has to help me change my pad because my dress is so big. FML
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Today, I woke up to realize I got my period a week early. The day of the after-wedding brunch. In a sort of remote area. Without pads or tampons. I need to be at the breakfast in a half-hour. FML
Today, I'm getting married. I have a big poofy white dress and, oh yes, the shits. Here's hoping I can make it down the aisle without rushing off to the toilet. FML
Today, it's my wedding day, and I have uncontrollable diarrhea. FML
Today, my maid of honor, who offered to take care of my wedding dress before the D-Day, left it near her open window during heavy rain. My dress is now ruined, and she's backed out due to stress. I'm supposed to be getting married tomorrow. FML
Today, my wife, in her magnificent wedding dress, had her period during the ceremony. How did I find out? The same way everyone else did. FML
Today, my fiancée decided to go on a "vacation." Our wedding is tomorrow. FML
Today, I was showing the guy I like something on my phone. My period tracking app decided it was the perfect time to tell me that I need to stock up on tampons, because I'm getting my period tomorrow. FML
Today, I had diarrhea and shit myself. During my wedding. In my wedding dress. FML
Today, I found out that I have to reschedule my upcoming honeymoon because my office will be understaffed that week, due to the boss going on vacation right after my wedding. Oh, yeah, and he's in my bridal party. FML
Today, I started a new job. I also started my period, and have the shits. FML
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juggyjones 0
that's why you go on birth control so that you can use it to safely delay or skip your period. it's part of wedding planning 101.
grazynaanka 0
It likes to come at the worst possible moments. This is going to sound gross but, if you and your new husband want to do the deed, use a female condom. And hey, at least you know your bestfriend is a true friend!
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LilleyWhite 0
that's a true friend
heeystefi_fml 0
lmfao um 305? maybe she hasnt even tried experiencing tampons? and we're all just suggesting it. and if you refer to the people who suggested it,12 year olds? they seem to have alot more sence of knowledge than you. cool yourrr shit.
Peanutlovers 0
um, not everyone prefers tampons... so all you people acting like it's so wrong. shut up
diamondg4u2c 0
EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!! I mean EW Well they say sex is better on the rag... hey he can even earn his red wings to prove how much he really loves you!
Rareemo 0
surely you would have known that the wedding was being planned at that time. but stil i feel so bad for you i once went to a summercamp thing and theres was this reli cute guy there that i liked but i felt i couldnt do anything becus it started and it was an action/adventur camp. but i just got on with it and it turned out to be the best holiday i'd ever been on. the following february i went to spain with school and was on it again -.-
vanityinsanity 0
forsureeee shoudlve been on the pill. regulate that shit. but yeah i guess you couldn't have seen it coming? but if you're getting married id say that you're old enough to know your cycle... man your new husband gonna be a little pissed
_Requi3m 0
I'm freaking 14 and i know it takes months/years to plan a wedding, and she definitely couldn't have planned it according to her period. Stress and diet fluctuates it, so stop telling her to have planned her wedding accordingly. Also, she could be allergic to tampons or not able to use bc pills for religous purposes. Seriously, guys. Anyways, congrats on your wedding (late) and you've got one helluva bestfriend!
CBeans37 0
girls really need to stop writing things on here about their periods. its frickin gross
Iwannabetreo 11
Guys like you should really grow up and stop bothering other people with annoying opinions, that I'm sure they write here, because they simple are too stupid to find something else to say. - Oh and to you, bride. FYL.
randomite88 0
LOL @ #27
AnneFTW 17
Wow that sucks :[ Don't listen to the other people telling you you deserve it becuase you didn't take a pill, who would've remembered with a whole wedding to plan?! Plus to the others: she may not be able to take the pill for some reason, she could be allergic or something... Oh & what differnce will a tampon make?! She'll still have to change it every few hours except then her friend'd have to put it in for her. LMAO Hope you had a great day anyway! :]