Today, I started my period. I am getting married tomorrow. So, not only am I going to be on my period for my wedding night and honeymoon, my best friend has to help me change my pad because my dress is so big. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I woke up to realize I got my period a week early. The day of the after-wedding brunch. In a sort of remote area. Without pads or tampons. I need to be at the breakfast in a half-hour. FML
Today, I'm getting married. I have a big poofy white dress and, oh yes, the shits. Here's hoping I can make it down the aisle without rushing off to the toilet. FML
Today, it's my wedding day, and I have uncontrollable diarrhea. FML
Today, my maid of honor, who offered to take care of my wedding dress before the D-Day, left it near her open window during heavy rain. My dress is now ruined, and she's backed out due to stress. I'm supposed to be getting married tomorrow. FML
Today, my wife, in her magnificent wedding dress, had her period during the ceremony. How did I find out? The same way everyone else did. FML
Today, my fiancée decided to go on a "vacation." Our wedding is tomorrow. FML
Today, I was showing the guy I like something on my phone. My period tracking app decided it was the perfect time to tell me that I need to stock up on tampons, because I'm getting my period tomorrow. FML
Today, I had diarrhea and shit myself. During my wedding. In my wedding dress. FML
Today, I found out that I have to reschedule my upcoming honeymoon because my office will be understaffed that week, due to the boss going on vacation right after my wedding. Oh, yeah, and he's in my bridal party. FML
Today, I started a new job. I also started my period, and have the shits. FML
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juggyjones 0
that's why you go on birth control so that you can use it to safely delay or skip your period. it's part of wedding planning 101.
grazynaanka 0
It likes to come at the worst possible moments. This is going to sound gross but, if you and your new husband want to do the deed, use a female condom. And hey, at least you know your bestfriend is a true friend!
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Comments (407)
baby_cakes 0
tbh what would you rather have your friend do... change a simple quick and easy pad? or change a tampon? yea i kow what id rather too? some people dont actually think before they make stupid comments.
candydiscord 0
grow up, 321
Crazy_Cookie 4
agreed. :) that sucks!!
aks12345 0
try a tampon?
Macthenyfe 0
I feel way more sympathy for her than you
goopberry 0
oooh, I'm sorry :( that would suck. And to those of you saying that it's her fault for "not planning better" then seriously, you need to shut up. Honestly, I never know when my period's gonna hit. Lots of women have irregular periods, and some don't use the pill. It's a personal choice. I choose not to use the pill, and i never know when my period's coming. So seriously, try to be a little more understanding. Hope the honeymoon goes well, minus that :)
gra_k 0
one word: tampons. they wont freakin kill you. or you could torture your friend. that's nasty.
SocialxMoon 0
There are steps that women can take to prevent their period from ruining their wedding night/honeymoon. Go to your doctor & ask for the contraceptive injection - it stops periods for around 8-12 weeks, I think. Alternatively, you could try the contraceptive implant. It lasts for about three years, & two thirds of women will have very light periods, or no periods at all. Some women may experience breakthrough bleeding or spotting, but this is no big deal, & a pantyliner can easily handle it. Either way, it shouldn't affect sex like a full-blown period would. OP, FYL because your period's turned up uninvited & is going to spoil your wedding night. However, YDI a little for not planning ahead & looking into adequate methods of prevention.
LevyLove 17
omg that is a REALLY good friend lol
LaughAtLaugh 7
lol maybe you married a creeper and he will like it. then you have smother fml to post :)
mochalatte 0
how nice of her! be thankful you have a friend like that