Today, I started my period. I am getting married tomorrow. So, not only am I going to be on my period for my wedding night and honeymoon, my best friend has to help me change my pad because my dress is so big. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I woke up to realize I got my period a week early. The day of the after-wedding brunch. In a sort of remote area. Without pads or tampons. I need to be at the breakfast in a half-hour. FML
Today, I'm getting married. I have a big poofy white dress and, oh yes, the shits. Here's hoping I can make it down the aisle without rushing off to the toilet. FML
Today, it's my wedding day, and I have uncontrollable diarrhea. FML
Today, my maid of honor, who offered to take care of my wedding dress before the D-Day, left it near her open window during heavy rain. My dress is now ruined, and she's backed out due to stress. I'm supposed to be getting married tomorrow. FML
Today, my wife, in her magnificent wedding dress, had her period during the ceremony. How did I find out? The same way everyone else did. FML
Today, my fiancée decided to go on a "vacation." Our wedding is tomorrow. FML
Today, I was showing the guy I like something on my phone. My period tracking app decided it was the perfect time to tell me that I need to stock up on tampons, because I'm getting my period tomorrow. FML
Today, I had diarrhea and shit myself. During my wedding. In my wedding dress. FML
Today, I found out that I have to reschedule my upcoming honeymoon because my office will be understaffed that week, due to the boss going on vacation right after my wedding. Oh, yeah, and he's in my bridal party. FML
Today, I started a new job. I also started my period, and have the shits. FML
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Top comments
juggyjones 0
that's why you go on birth control so that you can use it to safely delay or skip your period. it's part of wedding planning 101.
grazynaanka 0
It likes to come at the worst possible moments. This is going to sound gross but, if you and your new husband want to do the deed, use a female condom. And hey, at least you know your bestfriend is a true friend!
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Comments (407)
sallymander779 0
If you clicked "you deserved it", you are a dumbass because it's not like she can HELP having a period on her wedding
dhiran_singh 16
Discharge lol
Lizzypumba 7
What the ****?
jhb33 4
16 candles?
mjbjenkins 0
At the same time, your friend is probably writing another FML.
katerose18 1
That's why you have ur period on a calendar so you plan ur wedding and honeymoon away from that.... YDI
infectedsense 15
Maybe OP doesn't want to skip a period (birth control pills have varying side effects, I've tried them and prefer to stay off them), and maybe she would rather use pads than tampons. So although in theory she could have avoided being on her period for her wedding, this is still an FYL. Also when I used to track mine on the calendar, it varied from a 30-45 day cycle...it's not an exact science, guys. You can't always predict it to the day.
littlebluepill 1
Yes you can skip a period if you're on the pill - you just don't take the placebo pills and continue on with the next sheet of tablets. All you dumbasses saying its only men saying you can skip are really really stupid women who obviously know absolutely nothing about their bodies or birth control. Go to your GP and ask. Also, with the Mirena implant, you don't have a period at all so that's another possibility. Get your facts straight before bitching people out on here - you all have no idea.
trishalovesu 7
Have you ever tried using a tampon :D
Lizzypumba 7
I hope she's a good friend then! It'll be ok, it could be worse :/
Redvelvet16 11
I started mine right as I was walking down the isle. I got blood on my wedding dress.