Today, I started my period. I am getting married tomorrow. So, not only am I going to be on my period for my wedding night and honeymoon, my best friend has to help me change my pad because my dress is so big. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I woke up to realize I got my period a week early. The day of the after-wedding brunch. In a sort of remote area. Without pads or tampons. I need to be at the breakfast in a half-hour. FML
Today, I'm getting married. I have a big poofy white dress and, oh yes, the shits. Here's hoping I can make it down the aisle without rushing off to the toilet. FML
Today, it's my wedding day, and I have uncontrollable diarrhea. FML
Today, my maid of honor, who offered to take care of my wedding dress before the D-Day, left it near her open window during heavy rain. My dress is now ruined, and she's backed out due to stress. I'm supposed to be getting married tomorrow. FML
Today, my wife, in her magnificent wedding dress, had her period during the ceremony. How did I find out? The same way everyone else did. FML
Today, my fiancée decided to go on a "vacation." Our wedding is tomorrow. FML
Today, I was showing the guy I like something on my phone. My period tracking app decided it was the perfect time to tell me that I need to stock up on tampons, because I'm getting my period tomorrow. FML
Today, I had diarrhea and shit myself. During my wedding. In my wedding dress. FML
Today, I found out that I have to reschedule my upcoming honeymoon because my office will be understaffed that week, due to the boss going on vacation right after my wedding. Oh, yeah, and he's in my bridal party. FML
Today, I started a new job. I also started my period, and have the shits. FML
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Top comments
juggyjones 0
that's why you go on birth control so that you can use it to safely delay or skip your period. it's part of wedding planning 101.
grazynaanka 0
It likes to come at the worst possible moments. This is going to sound gross but, if you and your new husband want to do the deed, use a female condom. And hey, at least you know your bestfriend is a true friend!
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Comments (407)
PsychoKittie 7
Just wear a big pad thats long and has wings too. No tampon. I wouldnt cause i wanna be comfortable
buffysummers 5
You're gross. Use a tampon like all other adult women.
bubblesbrynn 4
1.. she might know birth control like depo provera can mess up her fertility. 2 she might have bad side effects to birth control. 3 she might be uncomfortable wearing tampons.. 4 she might not like diva cups. 5 she could be irregular and not know when her period will be here. 6 quit being so judgemental people.
pitapizzaparty 18
Thats why u should wear a tampon .. I think pads are gross u basiclly choose to let your ****** soak in period blood!! Curse periods!!! Lol
ktpnothappening 27
your bestfriend must really love you. and just put a towel down for the honeymoon.
Daniegurl8908 6
guess it's better than having her help change a tampon
fantasyworld 39
If she wore a tampon she would still need help changing it. Some women have a heavy flow so a tampon isn't enough.
LOLS_ftw 11
Periods cum and go on a regular cycle
dolphinlvr7 24
That is my worst nightmare, sorry OP
xxhdxx 11
well at least you're not pregnant