Today, I started my period. I am getting married tomorrow. So, not only am I going to be on my period for my wedding night and honeymoon, my best friend has to help me change my pad because my dress is so big. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I woke up to realize I got my period a week early. The day of the after-wedding brunch. In a sort of remote area. Without pads or tampons. I need to be at the breakfast in a half-hour. FML
Today, I'm getting married. I have a big poofy white dress and, oh yes, the shits. Here's hoping I can make it down the aisle without rushing off to the toilet. FML
Today, it's my wedding day, and I have uncontrollable diarrhea. FML
Today, my maid of honor, who offered to take care of my wedding dress before the D-Day, left it near her open window during heavy rain. My dress is now ruined, and she's backed out due to stress. I'm supposed to be getting married tomorrow. FML
Today, my wife, in her magnificent wedding dress, had her period during the ceremony. How did I find out? The same way everyone else did. FML
Today, my fiancée decided to go on a "vacation." Our wedding is tomorrow. FML
Today, I was showing the guy I like something on my phone. My period tracking app decided it was the perfect time to tell me that I need to stock up on tampons, because I'm getting my period tomorrow. FML
Today, I had diarrhea and shit myself. During my wedding. In my wedding dress. FML
Today, I found out that I have to reschedule my upcoming honeymoon because my office will be understaffed that week, due to the boss going on vacation right after my wedding. Oh, yeah, and he's in my bridal party. FML
Today, I started a new job. I also started my period, and have the shits. FML
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Top comments
juggyjones 0
that's why you go on birth control so that you can use it to safely delay or skip your period. it's part of wedding planning 101.
grazynaanka 0
It likes to come at the worst possible moments. This is going to sound gross but, if you and your new husband want to do the deed, use a female condom. And hey, at least you know your bestfriend is a true friend!
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Comments (407)
amazingxo 0
then why wouldn't you do the smart thing, and wear a tampon? problem solved..
sunshyne84_fml 0
I dont care how good of friends we are, I will NOT be changing some other woman's pad. U shoulda wore a tampon or an overnight pad.
heeystefi_fml 0
there ARE tampons. omg,id haaaate to be that friend.
whereisbob_fml 0
either your getting married far to young or your getting your period really really late S: wtf?
vers_fml 0
YDI you have the ability to plan around it or use BC to delay it, and you didn't. And this is what happens. It's your fault, is not like you didnt know you were a woman and should expect this. AND your fault for still using pads. And #280, i take it that this woman doesn't have this problem considering she doesnt mention have any problem at all.
_mcs_ 0
I do agree with 182, but if the OP is complaining, then she should have thought of this ahead of time.
claiireee1 0
this should be a top FML bc of you AND your friend :( and your husband...
littltro 0
ok, i personally know this woman. She was on birth control and was trying to skip her period, but the stress of the wedding caused her to start at the worst moment. She did try to plan around her period, but she's not regular. she also wore a pad because she'd rather wear a "diaper" than accidentally leak onto her wedding dress. so in other words, all you people who think she deserved it are idiots. and she did have a good wedding/honeymoon.
ohgosh__ 0
use a tampon..
phoenixxrisingxx 0
I love how people feel like they can come on here and be complete assholes to this poor woman, without reading any of the comments, saying shit thats already been said and responded to. Maybe you guys should pull your heads out and breathe some fresh air. Might help you seem like less of an IDIOT. See? Without seeing ANY of your criticism, she had a great wedding, and honeymoon. She fixed the problem because she has an amazing best friend. Turns out all you people telling her how much shes doing wrong, well, she had reason for doing things that way. So chill out. Stop being so stupid. End of story.