Today, I started my period. I am getting married tomorrow. So, not only am I going to be on my period for my wedding night and honeymoon, my best friend has to help me change my pad because my dress is so big. FML
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Today, I woke up to realize I got my period a week early. The day of the after-wedding brunch. In a sort of remote area. Without pads or tampons. I need to be at the breakfast in a half-hour. FML
Today, I'm getting married. I have a big poofy white dress and, oh yes, the shits. Here's hoping I can make it down the aisle without rushing off to the toilet. FML
Today, it's my wedding day, and I have uncontrollable diarrhea. FML
Today, my maid of honor, who offered to take care of my wedding dress before the D-Day, left it near her open window during heavy rain. My dress is now ruined, and she's backed out due to stress. I'm supposed to be getting married tomorrow. FML
Today, my wife, in her magnificent wedding dress, had her period during the ceremony. How did I find out? The same way everyone else did. FML
Today, my fiancée decided to go on a "vacation." Our wedding is tomorrow. FML
Today, I was showing the guy I like something on my phone. My period tracking app decided it was the perfect time to tell me that I need to stock up on tampons, because I'm getting my period tomorrow. FML
Today, I had diarrhea and shit myself. During my wedding. In my wedding dress. FML
Today, I found out that I have to reschedule my upcoming honeymoon because my office will be understaffed that week, due to the boss going on vacation right after my wedding. Oh, yeah, and he's in my bridal party. FML
Today, I started a new job. I also started my period, and have the shits. FML
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Top comments
juggyjones 0
that's why you go on birth control so that you can use it to safely delay or skip your period. it's part of wedding planning 101.
grazynaanka 0
It likes to come at the worst possible moments. This is going to sound gross but, if you and your new husband want to do the deed, use a female condom. And hey, at least you know your bestfriend is a true friend!
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Comments (407)
fmlfreak328 0
you onl use pads?!
mkrtwml 0
dammmnnn that sucks, fyl
sigh327 0
wow...you have a true best friend....at least you didn't have a big red stain on your dress that everyone saw as you walked down the aisle. That would have been waaayyyyy worse.
marisalee 0
You guys are retards. You can't plan when you'll have you're period. I had mine on Feb. 6 and the next month I got it the 20th.
nerdchic 5
no one wants to know when you had your period bitch.. that's absolutely disgusting.. and if you're not irregular you can track it perfectly
SarahPicc 3
that's what beat friends are for. ;)
wafflesgirl24 0
oh... my... GOD! poor you :(
Iwantsushi1234 3
Wear a tampon on your wedding day so you don't have to use a pad. Though it still sucks about the honeymoon. :S
Colette_woops 0
The pill? The implant? What's the point in botching about it? And surely you will know when your periods likley to come, clock it!
jessief623 4
wear a tampon thts wat they r for
Apple_2404 11
That's disgusting. Who uses pads at their wedding? Or at all for that matter!! So not hygenic! And who wouldn't go on the pill so they could skip their period if it fell on their wedding? YDI
OB1CanBlowMe 3
eww don't even