Today, I started my period. I am getting married tomorrow. So, not only am I going to be on my period for my wedding night and honeymoon, my best friend has to help me change my pad because my dress is so big. FML
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Today, I woke up to realize I got my period a week early. The day of the after-wedding brunch. In a sort of remote area. Without pads or tampons. I need to be at the breakfast in a half-hour. FML
Today, I'm getting married. I have a big poofy white dress and, oh yes, the shits. Here's hoping I can make it down the aisle without rushing off to the toilet. FML
Today, it's my wedding day, and I have uncontrollable diarrhea. FML
Today, my maid of honor, who offered to take care of my wedding dress before the D-Day, left it near her open window during heavy rain. My dress is now ruined, and she's backed out due to stress. I'm supposed to be getting married tomorrow. FML
Today, my wife, in her magnificent wedding dress, had her period during the ceremony. How did I find out? The same way everyone else did. FML
Today, my fiancée decided to go on a "vacation." Our wedding is tomorrow. FML
Today, I was showing the guy I like something on my phone. My period tracking app decided it was the perfect time to tell me that I need to stock up on tampons, because I'm getting my period tomorrow. FML
Today, I had diarrhea and shit myself. During my wedding. In my wedding dress. FML
Today, I found out that I have to reschedule my upcoming honeymoon because my office will be understaffed that week, due to the boss going on vacation right after my wedding. Oh, yeah, and he's in my bridal party. FML
Today, I started a new job. I also started my period, and have the shits. FML
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juggyjones 0
that's why you go on birth control so that you can use it to safely delay or skip your period. it's part of wedding planning 101.
grazynaanka 0
It likes to come at the worst possible moments. This is going to sound gross but, if you and your new husband want to do the deed, use a female condom. And hey, at least you know your bestfriend is a true friend!
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zander09 0
Tampon? I'm a guy and I know this!
Cassia_events 0
2 hours or so? Um, not unless you get the lites when you are heavy. The box says 6-8 hours and that's always true for me
brisbanegirl 21
if you have a heavy flow sometimes even the super ones only last you for 2 hours or so.
xxkakyxx 9
Maybe she chose pads for the day for the sake of not having to make her friend put a tampon in her? That would be 20 times more awkward.
blameyourself 0
You should look into menstrual cups! They're reusable, silicone, and have no risk of TSS. It's too late for your wedding day, but maybe you can pick up Insteads at a Walgreens or something, you can use that for the honeymoon. Congrats!
blippity 0
Well, your wedding is probably over by now, but for the future, can I put in a word for menstrual cups? If you find one that fits you well and your flow isn't too heavy, you could probably go a whole day without having to empty it. You have a very good best friend, lol.
that_funny_girl 0
Oh wow! That's awkward...for you, your fiancee and your best friend. Congratulations on the wedding though!
tkttjcccpgflu 0
Try a tampon....?
the_question_mar 0
oh wow. a bloody honeymoon.
hilda_kitty 16
xD that sounds brotish
cassandrathevil 0
agreed with #5. seriously.
pinkpony 0
Ooh, that sucks. Every time I'm doing something big, like going on a trip, I always worry about my period starting and ruining it. At least you're getting married though! You can always have a second honeymoon later :)
FMLfangirl89 0
well, if you're a woman you should be used to your period by now so even tho it is your wedding day, realistically it should affect your day too much. Also, why not wear a tampon instead of a pad? longer wear...and tampons are much less disgusting.
rootbeerfanatic 6
If you're a woman lol. As opposed to a man getting a period?
lolfahnny 0
Duly noted. Thanks for the tip!