By Anonymous - United States - Castle Rock
Today, after eight months of unemployment, I finally started at my new night job. Shortly after walking in, my boss came up behind me, whispered "hooorse dicksss" in my ear, and walked off without another word. I am terrified. FML
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  BunchieRules  |  31

I'd say the one from a few days ago is creepier, when OP saw someone running from their backyard. Or the one where OP kept hallucinating a llama in their room. (Yes, the llama was me.)

  skyenoelle  |  15

I didn't realize that "horse dicks" is such a spooky thing to be uttered by the words of OP's boss. I definitely wouldn't say that it's the scariest FML ever. OP's boss might just have a very weird sense of humor.

  onlychildFTW  |  33

Comment 29 and 30 combined get -100 votes. Comment 3 was +99.

So to see what his average thumbs number is we do
-100 + 99 = 0
Therefore he has a bad thumbs average of -1 thumbs.

  syki  |  22

Actually, the old story about her death is completely false. It was spread around by her political opponents of the age, who did not appreciate a female ruler. Certainly not one was also sexually liberated, behaving in much the way her male counterparts did. It's unfortunate that the myth persists to this day, to the degree that that's all that most people remember her for.

She wasn't called 'the Great' for being a horse-fucker, you know.

  syki  |  22

No, Captain, but I have a functioning brain and a decent education. I don't think it's a particularly good story when one of the greatest women in history is reduced to a patriarchal giggle about bestiality.