Today, I started my new job as a repossession agent. While attempting to repo a boat, we came across a young couple. The woman was very annoying, and even hit another agent, so I threatened to throw her in the water if she touched him again. I ended up in the water instead. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, at work, I helped out an employee who was having trouble. I even bought her a bottle of water. After the production manager decided to fire her on the spot, she went out in the parking lot and broke into several cars, including mine. FML
Today, while taking part in a lifeguarding exercise, I was supposed to "drown" to get another guard to save me. After all was done, my boss called me into his office and screamed at me for "drowning the wrong way," and threatening our reputation. FML
Today, my friend and I went boating. In the middle of the lake, we decided to jump in. We put our valuables in the boat and jumped in. When I tried to get back in the boat, it flipped over, and our cellphones, along with my car keys, are at the bottom of the lake. FML
Today, while on an airboat exploring the Everglades, my cousin decided it would be funny to push me off the boat. Into water full of alligators. FML
Today, while on vacation with my family, I went parasailing. Just as I was about to take off, the wind picked up and I got blown off course. I ended up crashing into a boat and had to be rescued by the coastguard. FML
Today, I was security at a shopping centre and tried to stop a guy from drinking in public. He told me to fuck off and "go play cops and robbers somewhere else", so I tried to escort him to the security office. He picked me up with one hand and threw me in the fountain. My boss let him go with a warning. I hate my job. FML
Today, my boyfriend threw me into his pool. I had my phone and iPod in my pockets. FML
Today, I was lifeguarding at a community pool when I noticed a toddler go underwater. I quickly jumped in but suddenly got a cramp, which caused me to stall. When I looked up, I saw an old woman saving him, and got a shoe thrown at my head. I was fired. FML
Today, I rescued a little boy who looked like he was drowning in a public pool. His mother then smacked me in the face for "touching him". FML
Today, our boat broke down in the middle of a lake at sunset. We called our friend for help, and his truck and trailer got stuck in mud at the boat ramp. We called the sheriff's office to tow his vehicle out of the mud. The tow strap broke. FML
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Mischief109 11
Did you at least bring her down with you? At least then you could've accomplished your threat
Flocka_23 14
I hope you took as much pleasure in repossessing her boat as humanly possible
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Comments (87)
pfclunchbox005 1
Oh cool. Did they teach you to keep all the change and anything else you want inside the property you take?
grannygruber 6
Nobody likes Repo men! For the most part they act like arrogant pricks and deserve what they get. Have a heart, having something repossessed doesn't make someone a bad person, especially in this economy. Try treating them with respect next time!
punchp 4
Um, it doesn't matter what the economy is like, if you can't afford your BOAT payments, you deserve to have it repossessed! They should have taken action and sold the boat when they realised they could no longer afford it. It's not like it was a modest home and the family would be homeless, and there's a whole sob story. It's a freaking boat. If you have something repossessed, chances are, you deserve it for being irresponsible with your money.
downtime 13
Have a heart when dealing with violent abusive idiots? Sure thing, and lets all shower armed criminals with love and kisses, that's the way to deal with these situations!
NIRVANA1990s 1
I hate those kind of people
fatalwish 6
soon as you show them the papers for the repo thats it game set match you get assualted and do nothing about it thats on you either way head up cheast out people talk alot of shit but ultimatly if they had no blame you wouldnt have a job so take more pride in your job than they took balancing their checkbook bro ps people can talk all the shit they want it wont stop you from using those wench controls.
Ajwc101 24
What did your partner do after she threw you into the water?
unknown_user5566 27
YDI for threatening her in the first place. I understand people are rude and ignorant when they are getting their items taken from them, but be the bigger person. There's no use sinking down to their level.
NYCZO 0
That's what you get for threatening a mad woman.
Branflakes78 13
lol i was reading this while watching Repo Game
Branflakes78 13
games*
melrose90210 10
That's kinda unprofessional to threaten to throw someone in the water, but it really sucks anyways...