Today, I started my new job as a repossession agent. While attempting to repo a boat, we came across a young couple. The woman was very annoying, and even hit another agent, so I threatened to throw her in the water if she touched him again. I ended up in the water instead. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, at work, I helped out an employee who was having trouble. I even bought her a bottle of water. After the production manager decided to fire her on the spot, she went out in the parking lot and broke into several cars, including mine. FML
Today, while taking part in a lifeguarding exercise, I was supposed to "drown" to get another guard to save me. After all was done, my boss called me into his office and screamed at me for "drowning the wrong way," and threatening our reputation. FML
Today, my friend and I went boating. In the middle of the lake, we decided to jump in. We put our valuables in the boat and jumped in. When I tried to get back in the boat, it flipped over, and our cellphones, along with my car keys, are at the bottom of the lake. FML
Today, while on an airboat exploring the Everglades, my cousin decided it would be funny to push me off the boat. Into water full of alligators. FML
Today, while on vacation with my family, I went parasailing. Just as I was about to take off, the wind picked up and I got blown off course. I ended up crashing into a boat and had to be rescued by the coastguard. FML
Today, I was security at a shopping centre and tried to stop a guy from drinking in public. He told me to fuck off and "go play cops and robbers somewhere else", so I tried to escort him to the security office. He picked me up with one hand and threw me in the fountain. My boss let him go with a warning. I hate my job. FML
Today, my boyfriend threw me into his pool. I had my phone and iPod in my pockets. FML
Today, I was lifeguarding at a community pool when I noticed a toddler go underwater. I quickly jumped in but suddenly got a cramp, which caused me to stall. When I looked up, I saw an old woman saving him, and got a shoe thrown at my head. I was fired. FML
Today, I rescued a little boy who looked like he was drowning in a public pool. His mother then smacked me in the face for "touching him". FML
Today, our boat broke down in the middle of a lake at sunset. We called our friend for help, and his truck and trailer got stuck in mud at the boat ramp. We called the sheriff's office to tow his vehicle out of the mud. The tow strap broke. FML
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Top comments
Mischief109 11
Did you at least bring her down with you? At least then you could've accomplished your threat
Flocka_23 14
I hope you took as much pleasure in repossessing her boat as humanly possible
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Comments (87)
cherrybitches 6
I dont understand why people always want to argue or fight the repo man its not like its their fault.
hockeyoceancity 13
I agree with you, instead of fighting with them just look to your profile picture for advice. :)
taybabaylover 1
Ita like that show opertion repo! At least u didn get shot like in the show.,
blcksocks 19
Fake repo men
emtheprem 3
you got in the water? bet you swam well away from her:')
KVKdragon 26
You should always have your crew with you. Where's your grifter, hacker, hitter, and thief?
nerdsgetmehot 23
I hate to break it to you, but you're going to meet a lot of cranky people in your line of work.
tony1891 22
you got thrown in the water by a female? how was the view down there?
greenie213 23
Hey you were in a no win situation. If you were to throw her into the water, you would be a jerk, and now you look like a wimp because she overpowered you. It just sucks.
myFMLname 8
Can repo agents even do things like throwing people in the water? Or are they just playing a psychological card?
alexicanaaa 7
You gotta be like the guys on Lizard Lick Towing & devise a plan to trick them! Duh! (;
lolfood 24
Should've brought her down with. You
lolfood 24
Sorry, I meant "with you." Double space bar shortcut fail.