Finally an FML that isn't the same as all the other ones.

I'm a fan of whisker biscuits too.

you have cat to be kitten me right meow

You are so good with puns, I'm just scratching the surface.

Cat-egorically speaking, these puns are very a-mew-sing!

dude this is the most story book sounding fml ever! so much suspense! and the way its set up... brilliant!

I seriously thought I was reading six billion secrets when I read this FML.

My mind while reading this: oh no, she's smoking, oh wait, is it just gum? It's just gu- what the fuck.

Meow can someone explain what #1 was talking about. I don't knit it.

I agree so much.

At first, I thought to myself.. Smoking... lol, whatever, no big deal. Then Iams like.. That's fucked.

Would have been more of an FML if they started smoking again. It's not like eating cat food will turn you into a cat. Plus there are no giveaways like smokers breath/clothes but how should I know. I don't eat cat food! :p

...was I the only one who thought it was gonna be twinkies?

142:Bet then "iams" like? hehehehe? ok, sorry.

#144, you got me, smoking turned me into a cigarette!

Best written FML evah!

It was very suspenseful. I didn't see it coming.

We've hit the weird part of FML. I didn't even know there was one.

I thought the exact same thing when I read this.

gives a new meaning to crazy cat lady

More like a MEW meaning, eh?

Lets not bring pokemon into this...

Great observation, you deserve a medal.

Pretty sure he/she was asking a legitimate question.

for real....idk why 5 is being thumbed down. he was basically saying op has no reason to complain...its not killing em.

It most certainly does. There's an episode of My Strange Addiction with a woman who had a history of eating cat food and treats and the medical expert told her that she was basically asking for cancer and that the "meat" used in pet foods is the leftover parts that aren't for human consumption.

Depending on op's location, I know the EU requires all cat and dog food to be suitable for human consumption, so no harm there.

It's a federal law that all animal / pet foods be safe for human consumption. Just FYI.

*you're

49- and the asshole of the year is...

Fml Rule #546: Grammer doesn't matter if your pun is good.

Grammar* haha just had to

Fair play, 98. There wasn't a pun involved.

If this pun is still considered good, then 'why did the chicken cross the road' must still be funny, too. It's not. Fucking cat puns are dead people.

Woah, woah, 125! Let's just paws for a second and think this through.

Why'd fightmyligar cross the road... He couldn't get his dick out of the chicken

And it's Good! Point to the Puns.

#134 - I don't get it, but I salute your originality.

You went from hissing at cat puns to saluting a "why did the chicken cross the road" joke as original? Fur real, I don't get it.

not feeling the clever.

I LOVE baby food :}

I love lamp.....

Clever as in the way she worded it. Like really?!

that's what the up vote is for, buddy.