By Aliiiice - 16/07/2013 13:18 - France - Offranville

Today, I started doing it again. I'd given up for years, but when I saw the pack I just couldn't help myself. One taste was enough to make me finish off the whole pack. Nobody knows that I've fallen off the wagon and I'm so ashamed of myself. Today, I began eating my cat's biscuits again. FML
I agree, your life sucks 48 675
You deserved it 35 916

Same thing different taste

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ShananaginsLOL 13

I love the way you worded that.

Oh, now THIS is an FML I'd like to see a comic for.

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tatsumahyuu 5

The first step is knowing there's a problem

olpally 32

Cats controlling the world, I'm telling you. They have psychological powers to take over us humans.

Well cat biscuits are man-made. Probably forced to be made by a cat king.

Ahj, what's up with you and puns and not knowing the difference between your and you're?

Just listen to me beclaws I have read doguments about this before, I'm reading on of them right meow

Every time I see your comments, 64, I always look at your profile picture and think "it must really hurt to put soap on your eye". And then it hits me.

sammyjanette 17

Compared to all the things you could be addicted to I think that eating cat biscuits is relatively harmless. Eat away!

If it tastes good to you, what harm is there? Just don't bring it up to anyone, even though you're safe confessing it here. ;)

Ive heard that antifreeze tastes good too, jus'sayin'.

I didn't mean that in the bad way I just realized it could be read as, I meant simply that not everything that tastes good is good for you

Don't worry, I picked up what you're putting down. But I don't think they'd put anything harmful to humans in pet snacks, at least I'd hope not.

When beef and poultry go through the slaughterhouse and are processed, any of the meat that is deemed unfit for human consumption, ie meat that looks infected, has parasites, looks like its from an older animal, or the organ meat, gets sent down the line to be rendered into dog and cat foods. Food for thought, as it were.

Oh, well, thank you for the information! I did not know that. I just assumed everyone wanted cats and dogs and other pets to eat as much of a high quality of food as possible. That was a bit naive, I will admit, but I hold animals to deserve the same standard of living as we humans have. I'm not PETA, but I think animals are sacred lives just like ours. I hope that makes sense... :P

That's a very good view, and more people should understand that. Any animal or life deserves respect for the incalculable improbability for it to exist. It used to e every slaughtered animal was reverted for its sacrifice, now it's an unceremonious atrocity.

Edit: last one posted before i was done. Revered* I assume not all animal foods are like that though, there must be some producers who see pets' health as important as humans'. On a side note, the protein in fish food is usually fish meal. This has probably been the most polite conversation/point of topic I've had on FML, and I thank you for that haha

No, thank you!! Haha. Usually when people counter my opinions, they're damn rude! But that was quite pleasant. I hope we run into each other again on another FML post!

moecroe 7

Some pet treats actually look, taste and smell like cookies and stuff...so don't be ashamed, my dad's done it before.

1PersonIsMyWorld 22

I have too. I use to work at petco and we had a treat bar for dogs. the cookies arent bad. :)

I've never had the biscuits, but I have tried dog treats before. They said they were made of real chicken breast, so I didn't think there was any harm. It was only once...

That's a great introduction! I was really curious... Anyway...it's like shaggy and Scooby snacks...and I know for sure you are not alone..,

jw90 18

Do they taste good at least?

gloooooria 14

"One taste was enough to make me finish off the whole pack."

gloooooria 14

Alice, is that you?! No wonder we've been going through so many cat biscuits. I'm telling mom!

I forced myself to read the text in order so I wouldn't glance down and spoil the entire ending, beautifully worded!

Wowxoxo 17

Yeah, I figured it wasn't a pack of cigarettes but I didn't want to spoil the build up :p