Today, I started doing it again. I'd given up for years, but when I saw the pack I just couldn't help myself. One taste was enough to make me finish off the whole pack. Nobody knows that I've fallen off the wagon and I'm so ashamed of myself. Today, I began eating my cat's biscuits again. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I once again walked in on my husband eating our cat's food. FML
Today, I hit a new low when I caught myself eating the chocolates that were meant to be part of my boyfriend's Christmas presents. FML
Today, I was getting my cat some canned food. Out of habit I licked the spoon after I had emptied the can only to realize too late what I had done. FML
Today, I caught my mom eating cat biscuits. We don't have a cat. FML
Today, I saw my cat licking something on the side of the road and went to check what it was. It was someone's old cigarette. I now know why she wants to be let out so often: She's addicted to nicotine. FML
Today, I realized the person I had been habitually stealing bag lunches from at work made me a canned dog food sandwich. FML
Today, I helped myself to some homemade biscuits that had been left in the kitchen. I thought they looked a little odd, but they tasted pretty good. I found out later they were homemade dog treats. FML
Today, my roommate left a bomb looking package of cookies on the kitchen counter. My sweet tooth got the best of me and I made that split second decision of, "Oh, I'll just have one." Halfway through it, I noticed the fine print, "For dogs" on the package. FML
Today, I started my new health kick with granola for breakfast, salad for lunch, and hitting the gym after work. I was so proud of myself, until I couldn’t take it anymore and binged at McDonald’s. My health kick lasted 11 hours. FML
Today, I decided to quit smoking. During my lunch break, I tried to ash the KitKat bar that was in my hand after I took a bite. FML
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ShananaginsLOL 13
I love the way you worded that.
TheLadyOpal 30
Oh, now THIS is an FML I'd like to see a comic for.
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EverdreamOfMe 24
What's wrong with eating cat treats? The meat probably is of lower quality and more risky to eat than meat meant for human consumption, but other than that why not? There's noting wrong with it. You just might want to keep it a secret because people might make fun of you for it.
Mimitrixie 11
I know cat food smells nice but I would never go so far as to start eating it!
Cor1nn4 10
At first I thought it was gunna be cigarettes lol
Lil_pink 8
Nicely said
AplJax3 2
Hey, OP. I like your shoelaces.
evolute72113 9
Get help bro
lonelyharts86 8
I laughed out loud at this. I don't know what would possess you to start eating cat biscuits in the first place. FYL indeed.
JimberlyHope 9
This FML is ridiculously funny, and I love it, but you still kinda deserve it for giving in. I don't know what to choose. :/
katejones 8
So - since I will never try this myself - what human food does cat food taste like? Also you might be deficient in something that's I'm the cat food. Have you tried replacing it with liver wurst or something else with liver in it?( it's supposed to have a lot of good things in it, liver)
Wizzlbang 10
I dunno about you guys, but I've eaten pet treats that were pretty ******* tasty before. Don't make any sort of habit of it, of course.