Work: Today, I started at my new job. The woman who I'll be working...

By ari - 18/02/2013 22:15 - United States

Today, I started at my new job. The woman who I'll be working right next to 40 hours a week introduced herself with, "I know what your name is. I know what you're planning, and I've been sent to destroy you." FML

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You deserved it 3 883

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By Hellish - 21/10/2016 04:11 - United States - Gurnee

Today, I started a new job that was highly recommended by a worker there. The same coworker that is now making my life a living hell. FML

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Bad omen

By Anonymous - 26/04/2016 05:04 - United States - Kenosha

Today, I started a new job. The synopsis of my training was, "You're starting a job you're going to hate and you'll be fired for entertaining yourself while waiting for us to give you more work. But you're going to love being here." FML

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You deserved it 1 917

Cut short

By Technomage - 27/03/2021 11:01

Today, my first day at the job, I went up to my coworker and began to ask her name. She cut me off and snapped, “I have a name.” FML

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You deserved it 65

By anonymous - 12/08/2010 04:31 - United States

Today, the girl who tormented my life for nine years was hired at my part-time job. We're assigned to work together on a three-month-long project which will involve tons of communication. FML

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You deserved it 3 139

By Frustation - 30/07/2012 13:00 - United States

Today, I started my new job, and was introduced to my colleague. She seemed old and quite experienced, so I thought she was going to teach me. I was wrong. It turns out I'm a replacement for her daughter, who used to secretly do all of her work for her because she has no idea how to do it herself. FML

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You deserved it 1 798

By That_guy - 12/02/2012 06:02 - United States

Today, I got a new job. This would've been a good thing, but apparently, the person I'm replacing was very well-liked around my workplace. All of my co-workers hate me now for replacing someone who I don't even know. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 536

You deserved it 2 123

By Anonymous - 18/12/2015 10:17 - United States

Today, I started my new job at a small business. I was pretty excited to finally be working, until I found out the big boss is a creeper and sees no problem making comments such as "You're way more interesting than the rest of these slope-eyed fucks." FML

I agree, your life sucks 20 856

You deserved it 1 670

New hire

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - Brazil - Jacare

Today, my mom started her new job; she's now my new coworker. She's already told the other girl I'd said she talks too much, and has berated me for not calling her "Mom" while at work. FML

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You deserved it 2 946

By - Moved Across the Country - 06/08/2011 06:05 - United States

Today, I found out my ex is applying for a job at my current company. She may be my boss. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 600

You deserved it 3 814

By screwedfortheweek - 28/01/2016 23:39 - United States

Today, I started a new job. After being trained on several obscure computer programs I'm expected to use in just one day, my new boss informed me she's going on a week long vacation starting tomorrow. She's the only other person who knows how this program runs. FML

I agree, your life sucks 20 856

You deserved it 1 488

asleepingbear 8

Tuesday 19 February 2013 1:09

Illuminati?

TwitchingNebula 17

Tuesday 19 February 2013 1:11

At least you don't have to wonder who the office nut is anymore.

Comments

Japie89 3

Tuesday 19 February 2013 8:48

I say, take her out before she takes you out!

fleur_de_fevrier_fml 22

Tuesday 19 February 2013 9:58

So... What are your plans exactly? :)

Satoaoi 13

Tuesday 19 February 2013 10:01

crazy people I tell ya

luccmon 6

Tuesday 19 February 2013 11:53

That's awesome.

Jezzababy 10

Tuesday 19 February 2013 14:23

What the **** even what a creeper careful she may explode in your face!!

Yolandababy2 14

Tuesday 19 February 2013 15:10

I would of told her "I know where you live, I know who your husband cheats with, and I will **** you up if you mess with me bitch so stay the **** out my way!!!" then I'll flip her the bird with a big smile on my face and walk away...LMAO tell that bitch KNOW YOUR BOUNDARIES