dumbbass
Canada
Today, I spilled a glass of iced tea all over my desk. It trickled down the wall and fried an extension cord. FML
Collection
Black Friday
70% off something you didn't need, a stampede and a cart that crashes at checkout. Thanks, Black Friday.
Same thing different taste
UUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGHHHH
Cool moves
Today, I tried to open my water bottle, which is like trying to open a pickle jar, and after several seconds, it exploded all over my desk and clothes. Then, when I was going to get paper towels and a change of clothes, I slipped on the puddle and hit my head on my desk as I came crashing down. FML
1000dollarspoor
United States
Today, while working on my laptop, I accidentally spilled a glass of water. I quickly moved my laptop out of the way of the oncoming stream. It fell on the floor and broke. FML
foolmetwice
Today, I spilt a very hot cup of tea all over a burn I got yesterday from spilling a very hot cup of tea. FML
Louis
South Africa
Today, I decided to be healthy and drink a tall glass of water whilst doing my assignment that is due in three days. I managed to spill the entire glass over my laptop. I flipped it over and used a hairdryer to dry it off. While doing that, I managed to melt my keyboard. FML
SpontaneousAM
Pittsburgh, United States
Today, while moving my wax burner away from the window, I spilled hot wax all over my hands, the wall, and in my electric fireplace. FML
Anonymous
France
Today, I got unbelievably drunk and pissed in the corner of my room, all over a plug socket, which blew out the electrics. FML
Clutz
United States
Today, after I had finished vacuuming, I ripped the cord out of the outlet and it hit me in the face cutting both my top and bottom lip. FML
tikizombie
Canada
Not getting my deposit back
Today, I was moving out of my old place. While walking around to make sure I would get my damage deposit back, I stepped on my roommate's lipstick and smeared it all over the white carpet. Then I tripped on the phone cord and ripped the whole thing out of the wall. FML
SexyQueen0905
Today, my friends were making fun of my clumsiness. I replied that I was not clumsy, and to prove it I was going to go the whole day without messing up. As I said this, I tripped over an extension cord and hit my head on a desk. FML
Anonymous
I hate my life
Today, during a presentation, I gestured too dramatically and launched my pen across the room. It bounced off the projector screen, hit my boss’s coffee cup, and splattered it across the conference table. Everyone froze while I jokingly apologized to the table. FML
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mandiecait 0
Awww. Accidents happen! Sorry, OP
idkweird 0
uncovered liquids - as in water/juice/ice tea (in this case) in an uncovered container. That means it didn't have a lid, or a cap. So, when you knock it over, accidentally, it spills everywhere.
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XanimalloverX 0
Oh boo hoo, so you fried ONE 2-6 dollar extension cord, depending on the length extension cords are not that expensive just go out and buy a new one
Widow_Maker 1
its just an extension cord, spill me a ******* river you ******* fruit
karinerz 0
At least you didn't eletricute yourself.
trinithis 2
Buy a ******* new cord. How much do they cost??? 3 bucks? FYL if you are that poor.
isreal 0
wow how is this a fml get a life ass
grrbeast 0
don't cry over spilt tea unless electrocuted
Firesushi200 3
hahah that give dont cry over spilled milk a whole new meaning
ScaryyMary 14
Thanks, swaneh. I thought it was just a typo!
meluvsyou 0
who the hell moderated this and allowed it to pass as an fml? ydi for drinking tea by a wall socket
lwdjaymac 1
#58 I hope when you get to college that they teach you that it's 'couldn't care less'. :-)