By alekoi - 14/05/2015 03:15 - United States - Shelton

Today, my window broke and will not close. My room is in a wooded area. I've already chased out two squirrels and a bird and it's only been an hour. I'm afraid I'm gonna wake up like Snow White with all sorts of wildlife sleeping with me. FML
I agree, your life sucks 33 633
You deserved it 3 065

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alekoi 19

Op here, and you guys are hilarious! I diddnt think this would get published! Thought I'd do I follow up. My room isn't actually attached to the house and because my parents think its too hilarious they wont let me come in to the main house, and they won't help me fix it. Lol but I did try to cover it with a blanket, and of course it rained. So now I'm soaked because my bed is directly underneath but hey no more wildlife! I did try to refrain from singing, and kept away from apples so I think I'm safe! But seriously you guys are all hilarious, totally made my day!

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Top comments

swanheart 35

Maybe don't eat any apples for the next few days...

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Wakachulak 22

Take the door off the hinges and use that

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alekoi 19

But then they would come in through the door :( my room is by itself, the door protects me from bigger wildlife!

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swanheart 35

Maybe don't eat any apples for the next few days...

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jacky75_fml 21

.... but “an apple a day keeps the doctor away”.

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nekminnet 13

A apple a day will keep anything away if you throw it hard enough

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skippydoda 32

If the doctor is cute, screw the fruit.

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Rainbow2Cloud 12

Sing to them and they will leave. Isn't that what they usually do in those tales?

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Welshite 39

Just wait until you have seven men watching you sleep.

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mohamed_H 21

Oh and OP if an old witch knocks on your door and offers you an apple don't eat it!

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alekoi 19

I wasn't worried until now.. Well, no more sleep for me!

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Rkikkas9713 25

Sounds like a wonderful way to wake up OP

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91hayek 31

Fix it before it rains.

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vikky538 28

I Would suggest to use gorilla tape and thick polyester sheet to cover it. It will help you for sure.

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vikky538 28

#18 I know what you did there. Good one!!

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alekoi 19

She doesn't need gorillas either I agree

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sturschaedel 27

That's a battle you can't win. Give up the bedroom and retreat to the living room. Chase out accumulated wildlife in the morning and get the window fixed ASAP!

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aliezzo 19

Sleeping with or next to you? There is a crucial difference.

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erizonkim 17

I think you already need help...

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aliezzo 19

And this is why 9gag is much better than FML. People get jokes unlike on here where they take everything seriously. You guys must be fun at parties.

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