Animals: Today, I spent the only money I had left for lunch only to take...

By shibs - 19/12/2015 14:30 - Australia - Hurstville

Today, I spent the only money I had left for lunch only to take two bites before a seagull snatched my burger from my hands. I had to shamefully start walking back to work with a pair of girls laughing at me and an empty stomach. FML

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By theorifice - 16/06/2010 16:28 - Canada

Today, I was unbearably hungry, so I went to Wendy's, bought myself a Baconator and took it outside to eat on the patio. One bite in, I went back to grab a few napkins. Within seconds of my departure, a seagull snatched it up. FML

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By FeedTheBirds - 06/09/2017 22:30 - United States - Estero

Today, I bought a delicious $17 lobster sandwich at a restaurant on the beach. The seagull who zoomed in and ripped it out of my hands as I was about to take the first bite seemed to enjoy it very much. FML

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By fencernick - 22/04/2009 10:40 - United States

Today, I was eating a hamburger on the street when a pigeon came down to take a bite. I ran and got 30 birds or so chasing me. My legs were burning, half of my burger was gone, and an entire office building was laughing at me. FML

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By ihateseagulls - 07/04/2011 23:28 - United States

Today, while at the beach, my little sister thought it would be cute to feed a small seagull some of her food. Minutes later a flock of seagulls swarmed and attacked me and my sandwich. FML

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By Aaron - 14/05/2009 21:23 - United States

Today, I walked to my local McDonald's. I spent the last 7 dollars I had on my meal. As I began to walk back to my dorm, I was mugged. I explained to them I had no money, so they stole my food. FML

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By :| - 16/04/2011 02:04 - Canada

Today, I was sitting in the park eating a sandwich, when a homeless guy asked me for some spare change. I said I didn't have any. He offered an "erotic striptease" in exchange for my sandwich. I said no. He gave one anyway. I walked back to work on an empty stomach. FML

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By mee - 22/01/2013 18:49 - United States - Peabody

Today, I went and bought lunch for all the people I work with. The only meal the place forgot was mine. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/11/2010 21:31 - United States

Today, I was outside, eating a sandwich, when I noticed a homeless man was standing in front of me. Upon making eye contact, he grabbed the rest of my sandwich and ran off. FML

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By NightHawk4926 - 09/09/2015 22:15 - United States - Las Vegas

Today, I was at the park when I saw a homeless man. I gave him my sandwich, since he needed it more than me. Seconds later, he was attacked by a flock of birds. FML

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By IamHM - 24/10/2015 18:04 - United States

Today, I walked 2 miles to the store, filled my cart with groceries, and got to the cashier only to find I had forgotten my wallet. I tried to explain but got the nastiest stank-eye from the cashier, the manager and everyone in line behind me. I walked 2 miles home, hungry and embarrassed. FML

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swanheart 35

Sunday 20 December 2015 12:28

No shame in losing a fight to a seagull, they are vicious sky rats!

gosh_mate 30

Sunday 20 December 2015 12:51

I'm just imagining the seagull scene on finding nemo... Mine mine mine mine haha

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PuppiesKisses 15

Sunday 20 December 2015 22:47

That sucks man better luck next time. When I was a teen I worked at a Mexican restaurant and a guy I worked with took a break. He got a burrito and got comfy outside to eat. I guess he got the ***** because he got up and ran to the bathroom; several seagulls promptly ate all his food before he even made it to the bathroom. At the same place the front wall was a giant window. I got to see a seagull try and dive bomb the food on the inside of the glass.

NicoTaylor1005 18

Sunday 20 December 2015 23:00

Wasn't this an episode of the Cyanide and Happiness show?

samlovesham1234 9

Sunday 20 December 2015 23:21

Damn opportunist birds!

TAntobella 14

Monday 21 December 2015 11:29

Yeah they have this nasty habit to eat!

SecundusSecunda 27

Sunday 20 December 2015 23:56

Mine mine mine mine!!!

Witchylady 17

Sunday 20 December 2015 23:56

That happened to my friend. Her fish was yanked right out of her hand while we were having fish and chips. I couldn't stop laughing. Those seagulls have such precision when it comes to stealing food.