Today, I spent the only money I had left for lunch only to take two bites before a seagull snatched my burger from my hands. I had to shamefully start walking back to work with a pair of girls laughing at me and an empty stomach. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was unbearably hungry, so I went to Wendy's, bought myself a Baconator and took it outside to eat on the patio. One bite in, I went back to grab a few napkins. Within seconds of my departure, a seagull snatched it up. FML
Today, I bought a delicious $17 lobster sandwich at a restaurant on the beach. The seagull who zoomed in and ripped it out of my hands as I was about to take the first bite seemed to enjoy it very much. FML
Today, while having lunch on a pier, I tried to take an artsy photo of my food for Instagram. Just as I was about to snap the pic, a seagull swooped in and snatched my chips right out of the paper bag in my hand. I didn't even get a photo of the robbery. FML
Today, I was eating a hamburger on the street when a pigeon came down to take a bite. I ran and got 30 birds or so chasing me. My legs were burning, half of my burger was gone, and an entire office building was laughing at me. FML
Today, while at the beach, my little sister thought it would be cute to feed a small seagull some of her food. Minutes later a flock of seagulls swarmed and attacked me and my sandwich. FML
Today, I walked to my local McDonald's. I spent the last 7 dollars I had on my meal. As I began to walk back to my dorm, I was mugged. I explained to them I had no money, so they stole my food. FML
Today, I was sitting in the park eating a sandwich, when a homeless guy asked me for some spare change. I said I didn't have any. He offered an "erotic striptease" in exchange for my sandwich. I said no. He gave one anyway. I walked back to work on an empty stomach. FML
Today, I was hungry and I was trying to buy the cheapest burger at Wendy's, but I'm so broke that I had to call my friends to lend me some money. Ugh. FML
Today, I bought a fancy salad for lunch and went to eat it in the park. A strong gust of wind flipped the lid off and launched half the salad into my lap. As I jumped up to shake it off, I slipped on a stray tomato slice, fell backward onto the grass, and watched as a seagull swooped in to eat my croutons. FML
Today, I tried to get a picture of a cute cat while on my morning walk. The cat didn't run away scared, it was even as if he knew it was "strike a pose" time. Then, out of nowhere, a seagull swooped down and stole my breakfast bagel. FML
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swanheart 35
No shame in losing a fight to a seagull, they are vicious sky rats!
gosh_mate 30
I'm just imagining the seagull scene on finding nemo... Mine mine mine mine haha
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Comments (61)
PuppiesKisses 19
That sucks man better luck next time. When I was a teen I worked at a Mexican restaurant and a guy I worked with took a break. He got a burrito and got comfy outside to eat. I guess he got the ***** because he got up and ran to the bathroom; several seagulls promptly ate all his food before he even made it to the bathroom. At the same place the front wall was a giant window. I got to see a seagull try and dive bomb the food on the inside of the glass.
NicoTaylor1005 19
Wasn't this an episode of the Cyanide and Happiness show?
samlovesham1234 9
Damn opportunist birds!
TAntobella 14
Yeah they have this nasty habit to eat!
SecundusSecunda 27
Mine mine mine mine!!!
Witchylady 18
That happened to my friend. Her fish was yanked right out of her hand while we were having fish and chips. I couldn't stop laughing. Those seagulls have such precision when it comes to stealing food.
dblogic 19
Survival of the fittest
DivTech 7
You should've ate the girls
Badkarma4u 17
Tommorow Id be having seagull for lunch.
teacupofsunshine 29
I feel for you champ,seagull took my ice cream cone when it was a brutal hot day..I just wanted to at least have one bite! :(
scidac_55 17
awww, this actually made me have the feels :( sorry op.