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By shibs - 19/12/2015 14:30 - Australia - Hurstville

Today, I spent the only money I had left for lunch only to take two bites before a seagull snatched my burger from my hands. I had to shamefully start walking back to work with a pair of girls laughing at me and an empty stomach. FML

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By theorifice - 16/06/2010 16:28 - Canada

Today, I was unbearably hungry, so I went to Wendy's, bought myself a Baconator and took it outside to eat on the patio. One bite in, I went back to grab a few napkins. Within seconds of my departure, a seagull snatched it up. FML

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By FeedTheBirds - 06/09/2017 22:30 - United States - Estero

Today, I bought a delicious $17 lobster sandwich at a restaurant on the beach. The seagull who zoomed in and ripped it out of my hands as I was about to take the first bite seemed to enjoy it very much. FML

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By fencernick - 22/04/2009 10:40 - United States

Today, I was eating a hamburger on the street when a pigeon came down to take a bite. I ran and got 30 birds or so chasing me. My legs were burning, half of my burger was gone, and an entire office building was laughing at me. FML

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By ihateseagulls - 07/04/2011 23:28 - United States

Today, while at the beach, my little sister thought it would be cute to feed a small seagull some of her food. Minutes later a flock of seagulls swarmed and attacked me and my sandwich. FML

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By Aaron - 14/05/2009 21:23 - United States

Today, I walked to my local McDonald's. I spent the last 7 dollars I had on my meal. As I began to walk back to my dorm, I was mugged. I explained to them I had no money, so they stole my food. FML

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By :| - 16/04/2011 02:04 - Canada

Today, I was sitting in the park eating a sandwich, when a homeless guy asked me for some spare change. I said I didn't have any. He offered an "erotic striptease" in exchange for my sandwich. I said no. He gave one anyway. I walked back to work on an empty stomach. FML

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By mee - 22/01/2013 18:49 - United States - Peabody

Today, I went and bought lunch for all the people I work with. The only meal the place forgot was mine. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/11/2010 21:31 - United States

Today, I was outside, eating a sandwich, when I noticed a homeless man was standing in front of me. Upon making eye contact, he grabbed the rest of my sandwich and ran off. FML

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By NightHawk4926 - 09/09/2015 22:15 - United States - Las Vegas

Today, I was at the park when I saw a homeless man. I gave him my sandwich, since he needed it more than me. Seconds later, he was attacked by a flock of birds. FML

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By IamHM - 24/10/2015 18:04 - United States

Today, I walked 2 miles to the store, filled my cart with groceries, and got to the cashier only to find I had forgotten my wallet. I tried to explain but got the nastiest stank-eye from the cashier, the manager and everyone in line behind me. I walked 2 miles home, hungry and embarrassed. FML

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swanheart 35

Sunday 20 December 2015 12:28

No shame in losing a fight to a seagull, they are vicious sky rats!

gosh_mate 30

Sunday 20 December 2015 12:51

I'm just imagining the seagull scene on finding nemo... Mine mine mine mine haha

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onpexee3 11

Sunday 20 December 2015 13:24

Awww this is actually really sad

raaron773 19

Sunday 20 December 2015 13:36

That's terrible

StarkWolf_fml 23

Sunday 20 December 2015 13:46

honestly i would've cried & launch an all out war against seagulls

onlyinamerica 14

Sunday 20 December 2015 16:01

You deserved it

miss_fluffybutt 17

Sunday 20 December 2015 17:26

I know your pain. A pug stole my hot dog, years ago at the gun range. My grandfather thought it was hilarious.

FSGInsainity 15

Sunday 20 December 2015 17:44

Only in Australia.

samlovesham1234 9

Monday 21 December 2015 5:48

Oh no, it can happen anywhere. There was a video of a similar incident on AFV, and it was in the States.

truckers_wife 23

Sunday 20 December 2015 17:51

if I had witnessed something like that I would have bought the victim a new meal, not laughed at him

ko051598 20

Sunday 20 December 2015 19:29

Seagulls are the worst, when me and my family were in Florida, the seagulls were chasing my sister because she had food in her hand. It was hilarious

vikky538 28

Sunday 20 December 2015 20:34

Thats a tough irony.

wolfgurl28 10

Sunday 20 December 2015 21:22

I know what you mean. I was in NSW recently abd a seagulls attacked me for my burger too. Sucks it was your last couple bucks though :(

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