Today, I spent the only money I had left for lunch only to take two bites before a seagull snatched my burger from my hands. I had to shamefully start walking back to work with a pair of girls laughing at me and an empty stomach. FML
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Today, I was unbearably hungry, so I went to Wendy's, bought myself a Baconator and took it outside to eat on the patio. One bite in, I went back to grab a few napkins. Within seconds of my departure, a seagull snatched it up. FML
Today, I bought a delicious $17 lobster sandwich at a restaurant on the beach. The seagull who zoomed in and ripped it out of my hands as I was about to take the first bite seemed to enjoy it very much. FML
Today, while having lunch on a pier, I tried to take an artsy photo of my food for Instagram. Just as I was about to snap the pic, a seagull swooped in and snatched my chips right out of the paper bag in my hand. I didn't even get a photo of the robbery. FML
Today, I was eating a hamburger on the street when a pigeon came down to take a bite. I ran and got 30 birds or so chasing me. My legs were burning, half of my burger was gone, and an entire office building was laughing at me. FML
Today, while at the beach, my little sister thought it would be cute to feed a small seagull some of her food. Minutes later a flock of seagulls swarmed and attacked me and my sandwich. FML
Today, I walked to my local McDonald's. I spent the last 7 dollars I had on my meal. As I began to walk back to my dorm, I was mugged. I explained to them I had no money, so they stole my food. FML
Today, I was sitting in the park eating a sandwich, when a homeless guy asked me for some spare change. I said I didn't have any. He offered an "erotic striptease" in exchange for my sandwich. I said no. He gave one anyway. I walked back to work on an empty stomach. FML
Today, I was hungry and I was trying to buy the cheapest burger at Wendy's, but I'm so broke that I had to call my friends to lend me some money. Ugh. FML
Today, I bought a fancy salad for lunch and went to eat it in the park. A strong gust of wind flipped the lid off and launched half the salad into my lap. As I jumped up to shake it off, I slipped on a stray tomato slice, fell backward onto the grass, and watched as a seagull swooped in to eat my croutons. FML
Today, I tried to get a picture of a cute cat while on my morning walk. The cat didn't run away scared, it was even as if he knew it was "strike a pose" time. Then, out of nowhere, a seagull swooped down and stole my breakfast bagel. FML
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Top comments
swanheart 35
No shame in losing a fight to a seagull, they are vicious sky rats!
gosh_mate 30
I'm just imagining the seagull scene on finding nemo... Mine mine mine mine haha
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Comments (61)
onpexee3 11
Awww this is actually really sad
raaron773 19
That's terrible
StarkWolf_fml 23
honestly i would've cried & launch an all out war against seagulls
onlyinamerica 14
You deserved it
miss_fluffybutt 17
I know your pain. A pug stole my hot dog, years ago at the gun range. My grandfather thought it was hilarious.
FSGInsainity 15
Only in Australia.
samlovesham1234 9
Oh no, it can happen anywhere. There was a video of a similar incident on AFV, and it was in the States.
truckers_wife 23
if I had witnessed something like that I would have bought the victim a new meal, not laughed at him
ko051598 20
Seagulls are the worst, when me and my family were in Florida, the seagulls were chasing my sister because she had food in her hand. It was hilarious
vikky538 29
Thats a tough irony.
wolfgurl28 10
I know what you mean. I was in NSW recently abd a seagulls attacked me for my burger too. Sucks it was your last couple bucks though :(