Today, I spent the only money I had left for lunch only to take two bites before a seagull snatched my burger from my hands. I had to shamefully start walking back to work with a pair of girls laughing at me and an empty stomach. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was unbearably hungry, so I went to Wendy's, bought myself a Baconator and took it outside to eat on the patio. One bite in, I went back to grab a few napkins. Within seconds of my departure, a seagull snatched it up. FML
Today, I bought a delicious $17 lobster sandwich at a restaurant on the beach. The seagull who zoomed in and ripped it out of my hands as I was about to take the first bite seemed to enjoy it very much. FML
Today, while having lunch on a pier, I tried to take an artsy photo of my food for Instagram. Just as I was about to snap the pic, a seagull swooped in and snatched my chips right out of the paper bag in my hand. I didn't even get a photo of the robbery. FML
Today, I was eating a hamburger on the street when a pigeon came down to take a bite. I ran and got 30 birds or so chasing me. My legs were burning, half of my burger was gone, and an entire office building was laughing at me. FML
Today, while at the beach, my little sister thought it would be cute to feed a small seagull some of her food. Minutes later a flock of seagulls swarmed and attacked me and my sandwich. FML
Today, I walked to my local McDonald's. I spent the last 7 dollars I had on my meal. As I began to walk back to my dorm, I was mugged. I explained to them I had no money, so they stole my food. FML
Today, I was sitting in the park eating a sandwich, when a homeless guy asked me for some spare change. I said I didn't have any. He offered an "erotic striptease" in exchange for my sandwich. I said no. He gave one anyway. I walked back to work on an empty stomach. FML
Today, I was hungry and I was trying to buy the cheapest burger at Wendy's, but I'm so broke that I had to call my friends to lend me some money. Ugh. FML
Today, I bought a fancy salad for lunch and went to eat it in the park. A strong gust of wind flipped the lid off and launched half the salad into my lap. As I jumped up to shake it off, I slipped on a stray tomato slice, fell backward onto the grass, and watched as a seagull swooped in to eat my croutons. FML
Today, I tried to get a picture of a cute cat while on my morning walk. The cat didn't run away scared, it was even as if he knew it was "strike a pose" time. Then, out of nowhere, a seagull swooped down and stole my breakfast bagel. FML
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swanheart 35
No shame in losing a fight to a seagull, they are vicious sky rats!
gosh_mate 30
I'm just imagining the seagull scene on finding nemo... Mine mine mine mine haha
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Comments (61)
LPisLame 16
mine...mine...mine
xMaeLA 24
My fat ass is going to jail before I let a bird run off with my burger. Tfoh.
onedayinamsterda 14
seagulls are evil. they stole one of my fries once ?
mswim 27
Seagulls... Never underestimate them.
delichick 27
Why the hell did you walk shamefully back to work? Arent you quite the drama queen. It sucks that was the last of your money, but it happens to everyone. Did you know those girls??? No? **** em, and get over it. You'll live.
Tsukiyomi 16
If I was you I would have drop kicked those to girls into next week
Richsauce50 9
Hate seagulls one almost took a dump on me while flying it missed me by two inches from my face
Starr51 6
Oh honey, I don't think the girls were laughing at you, they were laughing because the bird stole your food. If I was there, I would have laughed hysterically too, but then I would have also bought you another burger. You should have started laughing along with them and maybe you could have made some new lunch pals. Learn to laugh!!!!!