Today, I spent nearly half an hour looking for my favourite pair of shoes. I ended up getting so pissed off that I accused my boyfriend of stealing them. He then pointed out that I was wearing them. FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I spent 30 minutes trying to find my glasses. I don't know what's worse, the fact that I was wearing them the whole time, or that my girlfriend played along and helped me look for them. FML
Today, while shopping for a pair of shoes, I saw a pair I really liked lying around, so I sat down to try them on. Then, a man came up to me and pointed out that they were actually his shoes. FML
Today, I found ladies knee-high socks that weren't mine. I don't even own a pair of knee-high socks. After bickering back and forth with my boyfriend, he said, "Actually now that you mention it, I thought they were yours and I put them there." FML
Today, I found a pair of women's underwear in the laundry that wasn't mine. I confronted my boyfriend about it. They were his. FML
Today, I found out that my ex-boyfriend stole a pair of my underwear, and still wears them to this day. FML
Today, I came home to find that my dog had chewed up my brand new, expensive pair of shoes. I was so angry that I yelled at him and he cowered in fear. But then, as I looked at his sad little face, it dawned on me that I was the one in the wrong for getting so upset over something materialistic. FML
Today, I found some thigh high socks in my boyfriend's drawer. Furious, I confronted him. He confessed they were his and put them on to show me they fit. I had to dump him, it was just too weird. FML
Today, I had an argument with my partner, which resulted in us breaking up, and me leaving. I drove for half an hour before I realised I had left my handbag, purse, and licence at his place. I had to go ask for it back. FML
Today, I was working at a shoe store and was helping a dude try on shoes. He looked like trouble and I wanted to finish with him. When he finally picked his shoes, he abruptly stood up and ran out of the store with the shoes on. The cost of them was deducted from my salary. $240. FML
Today, my 2 year relationship ended when my boyfriend accused me of stealing his beanie hat. FML
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Top comments
eliotherbst 9
Umm... this is entirely your fault.
Cads1 24
Why would a guy steal ladies shoes? Do you have massive feet and he can fit into them?
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Comments (88)
yve1220 20
You totally deserve it.
whatthefuckusername 13
^I guess you don't understand the concept of having a button for it.
Reider022 16
You deserve it for being that oblivious and idiotic enough to blame your bf, SMH.!
hailzz_96 18
Someone has trust issues... And anger issues, and memory loss. You should probably get that checked out
Jefffz 13
Sometimes when guys break up they tell their friends, "She was crazy, dude" this is usually an excuse, but in your case it would be the truth
daddysgirl243 21
Nice job passing the blame
limabeans101029 21
You accused your boyfriend of stealing your shoes after a measly half an hour of searching?! Either he's stolen from you before or you're a crazy person.
w_introuble 25
If he stole her shoes before they might have a different problem than just stealing.
limabeans101029 21
Not necessarily. I don't think it'd really bother me if my boyfriend wanted to cross-dress (I assume that's what you're getting at)
w_introuble 25
It wouldn't bother me either, but if it does bother someone I'd assume that's the way they would react which means they aren't comfortable with them doing it. I tried to make a joke that she should either talk to him about cross-dressing or stop acting psycho :P(I realise now it did not come out the way I expected it)
lantz4levi 19
Dick
Whisk3y_fml 10
you need to control on your anger
mustangbravo 27
Must be some awesome shoes to accuse someone of stealing them.
thatonetribute 31
Poor boyfriend.