Today, I spent nearly half an hour looking for my favourite pair of shoes. I ended up getting so pissed off that I accused my boyfriend of stealing them. He then pointed out that I was wearing them. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I spent 30 minutes trying to find my glasses. I don't know what's worse, the fact that I was wearing them the whole time, or that my girlfriend played along and helped me look for them. FML
Today, while shopping for a pair of shoes, I saw a pair I really liked lying around, so I sat down to try them on. Then, a man came up to me and pointed out that they were actually his shoes. FML
Today, I found ladies knee-high socks that weren't mine. I don't even own a pair of knee-high socks. After bickering back and forth with my boyfriend, he said, "Actually now that you mention it, I thought they were yours and I put them there." FML
Today, I found a pair of women's underwear in the laundry that wasn't mine. I confronted my boyfriend about it. They were his. FML
Today, I found out that my ex-boyfriend stole a pair of my underwear, and still wears them to this day. FML
Today, I came home to find that my dog had chewed up my brand new, expensive pair of shoes. I was so angry that I yelled at him and he cowered in fear. But then, as I looked at his sad little face, it dawned on me that I was the one in the wrong for getting so upset over something materialistic. FML
Today, I found some thigh high socks in my boyfriend's drawer. Furious, I confronted him. He confessed they were his and put them on to show me they fit. I had to dump him, it was just too weird. FML
Today, I had an argument with my partner, which resulted in us breaking up, and me leaving. I drove for half an hour before I realised I had left my handbag, purse, and licence at his place. I had to go ask for it back. FML
Today, I was working at a shoe store and was helping a dude try on shoes. He looked like trouble and I wanted to finish with him. When he finally picked his shoes, he abruptly stood up and ran out of the store with the shoes on. The cost of them was deducted from my salary. $240. FML
Today, my 2 year relationship ended when my boyfriend accused me of stealing his beanie hat. FML
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Top comments
eliotherbst 9
Umm... this is entirely your fault.
Cads1 24
Why would a guy steal ladies shoes? Do you have massive feet and he can fit into them?
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Comments (88)
Accurate_Vision 31
Unless he has a foot fetish, I don't see why you would accuse him of stealing them. Next time check what you're wearing.
Quetzal27 12
Wow.... YDI why would a guy steal women's shoes? To be fair people do this with cellphones and keys, but shoes... come on. I say "appears to have poor short term memory" since you had to have put them on and tie the laces when you put them on.
trey600rr 22
can you say crazy? lol
ally8 21
Sounds like a case of looking for your sunnies when they're on your head, or looking for your phone when you're talking in it
itsme82 18
Normally I can find a positive.. You have me stumped. He must be an amazing guy to put up with you. Oh and in my opinion... He's to good for you.
gordjess1 19
This one is on you. But seriously you might have trust issues if you accuse a dude of stealing shoes.
worldclassrager 41
They must have been really comfortable...
Addy414 12
Sorry OP, none of these comments are very nice. Although you did what you did, I don't blame you for it because I'm sure you were feeling very stressed by that point and accidentally, just out of impulse, accused him of stealing your shoes. I'm glad you found them though, and hope your boyfriend understood.
DevilsMetsGiants 30
Oh please don't be one of those girlfriends...
SweetSociopathy 24
Even if the shoes had actually been stolen, why would you blame your boyfriend of all people? I don't understand how you didn't notice you were wearing them while you were searching for them. The floor IS a pretty common place to look for shoes.