Today, I spent nearly half an hour looking for my favourite pair of shoes. I ended up getting so pissed off that I accused my boyfriend of stealing them. He then pointed out that I was wearing them. FML
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Today, I spent 30 minutes trying to find my glasses. I don't know what's worse, the fact that I was wearing them the whole time, or that my girlfriend played along and helped me look for them. FML
Today, while shopping for a pair of shoes, I saw a pair I really liked lying around, so I sat down to try them on. Then, a man came up to me and pointed out that they were actually his shoes. FML
Today, I found ladies knee-high socks that weren't mine. I don't even own a pair of knee-high socks. After bickering back and forth with my boyfriend, he said, "Actually now that you mention it, I thought they were yours and I put them there." FML
Today, I found a pair of women's underwear in the laundry that wasn't mine. I confronted my boyfriend about it. They were his. FML
Today, I found out that my ex-boyfriend stole a pair of my underwear, and still wears them to this day. FML
Today, I came home to find that my dog had chewed up my brand new, expensive pair of shoes. I was so angry that I yelled at him and he cowered in fear. But then, as I looked at his sad little face, it dawned on me that I was the one in the wrong for getting so upset over something materialistic. FML
Today, I found some thigh high socks in my boyfriend's drawer. Furious, I confronted him. He confessed they were his and put them on to show me they fit. I had to dump him, it was just too weird. FML
Today, I had an argument with my partner, which resulted in us breaking up, and me leaving. I drove for half an hour before I realised I had left my handbag, purse, and licence at his place. I had to go ask for it back. FML
Today, I was working at a shoe store and was helping a dude try on shoes. He looked like trouble and I wanted to finish with him. When he finally picked his shoes, he abruptly stood up and ran out of the store with the shoes on. The cost of them was deducted from my salary. $240. FML
Today, my 2 year relationship ended when my boyfriend accused me of stealing his beanie hat. FML
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Top comments
eliotherbst 9
Umm... this is entirely your fault.
Cads1 24
Why would a guy steal ladies shoes? Do you have massive feet and he can fit into them?
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Comments (88)
zombiekiller52 24
I'm sure he had a good laugh!
Abhinow 7
what do u do when u dont find ur lingerie. check under his pants?
knobatnight 14
OP, come on, not even kids do shit like this.
Sophia94 9
So when you can't find something you just accuse your boyfriend? And out of everything, your shoes? I don't even know what use he would have for them.
JKPwnage 27
I smell a blonde...
BlueXephos 10
Did you expect pity from us? Sympathy? You are either a dumb idiot or... No you are just a dumb idiot.
neethukay 12
we all have our days OP
FML1000timesover 7
That moment your girls wrong and there's an awkward silence
2ru 14
Please give you BF a message for me. "Run now"
SplineMan 4
"Monica, you mean the bra you're wearing?" :)