How the other half lives

By Anonymous - 04/04/2022 16:00

Today, I waxed my asshole and it wouldn’t stop bleeding, so I had to shove toilet paper down my crack, because I have things to do that require me to get dressed and go out in public. It still bled through my trousers. It looks like I got my period, and I’m a 6”4 man with a beard. FML
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HayNow 10
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Leave that to the professionals next time.

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poopface82 15
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Just because Bart Simpson could write legibly on his own ass doesn’t mean you should attempt anything like what you just did. I even made myself bleeding shaving my own head, and I can see my head in a mirror. Don’t wax your ass again.

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HayNow 10
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Leave that to the professionals next time.

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poopface82 15
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Just because Bart Simpson could write legibly on his own ass doesn’t mean you should attempt anything like what you just did. I even made myself bleeding shaving my own head, and I can see my head in a mirror. Don’t wax your ass again.

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RichardPencil 30
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People must have been traumatized seeing such a giant ugly woman on her period!

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Brightside86 29
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YDI body grooming like that really should be done with a razor. 30s of googling would have saved you a lot of pain.

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SirEnigM0nk 22
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What a pain in the ass!

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