Today, I spent nearly half an hour looking for my favourite pair of shoes. I ended up getting so pissed off that I accused my boyfriend of stealing them. He then pointed out that I was wearing them. FML
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70% off something you didn't need, a stampede and a cart that crashes at checkout. Thanks, Black Friday.
Today, I spent 30 minutes trying to find my glasses. I don't know what's worse, the fact that I was wearing them the whole time, or that my girlfriend played along and helped me look for them. FML
Today, while shopping for a pair of shoes, I saw a pair I really liked lying around, so I sat down to try them on. Then, a man came up to me and pointed out that they were actually his shoes. FML
Today, I found ladies knee-high socks that weren't mine. I don't even own a pair of knee-high socks. After bickering back and forth with my boyfriend, he said, "Actually now that you mention it, I thought they were yours and I put them there." FML
Today, I found a pair of women's underwear in the laundry that wasn't mine. I confronted my boyfriend about it. They were his. FML
Today, I found out that my ex-boyfriend stole a pair of my underwear, and still wears them to this day. FML
Today, I came home to find that my dog had chewed up my brand new, expensive pair of shoes. I was so angry that I yelled at him and he cowered in fear. But then, as I looked at his sad little face, it dawned on me that I was the one in the wrong for getting so upset over something materialistic. FML
Today, I found some thigh high socks in my boyfriend's drawer. Furious, I confronted him. He confessed they were his and put them on to show me they fit. I had to dump him, it was just too weird. FML
Today, I had an argument with my partner, which resulted in us breaking up, and me leaving. I drove for half an hour before I realised I had left my handbag, purse, and licence at his place. I had to go ask for it back. FML
Today, I was working at a shoe store and was helping a dude try on shoes. He looked like trouble and I wanted to finish with him. When he finally picked his shoes, he abruptly stood up and ran out of the store with the shoes on. The cost of them was deducted from my salary. $240. FML
Today, my 2 year relationship ended when my boyfriend accused me of stealing his beanie hat. FML
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Top comments
eliotherbst 9
Umm... this is entirely your fault.
Cads1 24
Why would a guy steal ladies shoes? Do you have massive feet and he can fit into them?
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Comments (88)
kittykat1501 31
Don't worry, he submitted his own
alexanderavatar 24
yeh i just was on his moderation
annarcheer 19
Why would your boyfriend steal your shoes..? Do you think he's cross dressing or something.?
FlyingMoonLady 11
Something similar has happened to me, but with my phone. And it was terrible because I felt like such an idiot. Sorry that happened, OP. But maybe next time look at your feet first and also try not to accuse anyone, just ask them.
Lalala579121 28
I hope for the sake of everyone reading your comment that you texted someone asking where your phone was.
xMaeLA 24
But they were just so comfy you forgot you had them on, right? Surely that's your excuse. ?
rashpimplezitz 9
omg fyl i feel so bad for u <333333 #thestruggleisreal
randomheartthrob 7
You looked everywhere except your own feet? Why not start there?
fantasyworld 39
Why would he want to steal your shoes?
ThisIsMyUsernam 21
This reminds me when I was younger, and I was carrying around the TV Remote around, looking for it and blaming my parents for hiding it
Marebare23 17
Too*
Lalala579121 28
too* Or actually so* would sound better with the rest of the sentence.