Today, I spent almost $200 on a planetarium show with my boyfriend, who loves astronomy. He said his favorite thing about it was that he could pick his nose without anyone noticing. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend asked me to pick his nose for him. FML
Today, my boyfriend had his arm around me. He pulled me closer, so I looked up, thinking maybe he wanted a kiss. Turns out he was picking his nose over my head. FML
Today, I woke up to my boyfriend trying to pick my nose. FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years said he would finally take me somewhere romantic. I spent my day at a Star Wars convention. FML
Today, my husband decided to pick his nose out before he would kiss me. FML
Today, my boyfriend picked his nose and tried to stick his booger up my nose, claiming that it was time to plant his "seed." FML
Today, I saw my boyfriend spitting the mouthwash back into the bottle, because, "this stuff is really expensive." FML
Today, I was on Skype with the guy I like. After a while of being on Facebook I forgot I was on webcam to him and started picking my nose. He ended the call. FML
Today, I finally got the courage to say to my boyfriend that I feel invisible and ignored. To this he said 'You aren't invisible, I mean, look at that nose.' FML
Today, I went into hysterics and started crying when my boyfriend pulled out a Tiffany's box at dinner. Then I found out he'd used the old box to make the $15 earrings he bought seem more "special." FML
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trollsemen 8
Well, at least he didn't wipe it on Uranus.
UnearthlyEnemy 9
At least he liked it.
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Comments (162)
every1luvsboners 11
Hopefully he wasn't putting them on Uranus.
trollsemen 8
every1luvsboners Y U NO NOT COPY???
MichellinMan 20
Trollsemen beat you to it.
MiaLoves 8
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Xx_Dakota_xX 1
10- ur pics confuse for some reason...
Jimster1712 0
First time ive seen every1luvsboners get thumbed down
DeathBunny218 37
$200??? wow that's a lot : i'll probably never get to see a good one :(
evilplatypus 39
The most I've ever paid was $40 and it was awesome. I can't imagine her figure is anywhere close to accurate unless she paid for a bunch of people.
Enslaved 38
I once paid $30. At the planetarium to see a "U2- bullet the blue sky" laser light show. $200? Yikes! even divided per person does seem quite a lot of money. And deathbunny: I watched "An Interview with a Vampire" last night and recognized your about me: lyrics during the rolling credits.
ikickgingers 15
99 I paid about the same for Roger waters laser light show... I couldn't imagine throwing Down that much for a planetarium show. Last expensive tickets I bought was last month, but that was for the big 4.
datguyuno 5
he could just go in a bathroom and pick his nose...
MrSassypants 34
Tell your boyfriend I had my night vision goggles and I was there and I saw him. Why did I have my night vision goggles? So I can see people make out there. It's actually more often than in movies actually. Also OP check your back and you would see why your boyfriend was running his finger down your back so sexy like.
MrSassypants 34
Correct. Marry me? No? Correct yet again.
CryMoreFMLs 15
It's okay Sassy, just because people can't detect sarcasm doesn't mean you weren't funny.
MrSassypants 34
Sarcasm? Yeah.... I was being sarcastic.... that's it. I wasn't actually trying to ask her to marry me. LOLOLOLOLOL....... I was. :(
rattusrattus 19
I know some hot yaoi fangirls who would want to watch that homoerotic bromance, hoping and praying...
rattusrattus 19
I know some hot yaoi fangirls who want to watch that homoerotic bromance, hoping and praying...
ItsTheKing 10
@120 WOA WOA WOA! you will not have ANYTHING WITH SASSYPANTS. He only has homoerotic relationships with people named Bryan. Which happens to be my name.
THE_A_TEEN 28
woah woah woah woah. My name is bryan and I never have any **** relationship with sassypants before, in the future maybe, but so far no...
MrSassypants 34
You are all welcome to be with me and in my orgy. As soon as I am done handing out my "COME TO MY SWEET 16th ORGY!" fliers at wal-mart I will hand some out to you guys. Hopefully I can prove #17 wrong but probably won't and just say I have a girlfriend and be like "IN YO FACE I HAZ A GIRLLLL!" and be all cool and what not.
TipOfTheHat 10
Congrats on a relationship of sharing!
lamAzn 0
why you didn't let the man pay?
disturbedrox11 17
Men don't always have to pay for things, and she had no way of knowing he wouldn't pay much attention when she took him and payed for it in the first place
lamAzn 0
-__- true. like someone will pay for us to shop..
saIty 17
Ever since Pluto was not announced a planet, I go to every planetarium show and wipe my boogers on every other planet. As Pluto sent to NASA: Your Mom said I was big enough.
Enslaved 38
Haha.... But there is a reason why Pluto is no longer a planet. It doesn't meet all the requirements to be called as such. (Other than a dwarf) Would you rather lose one planet or gain numerous others and still wonder how many exist? (:
False_Stupidity 42
And that's only because they changed the requirements...
stacianichole 2
I don't think they changed the requirements actually...
HomeAl0ne 20
Actually they have decided that 'dwarf' is a perjorative term too, so it's be removed. As are any references to particular colours. And even the term 'star' suggests that they are somehow better than planets, so that's going to be changed as well. So, what used to be known as a 'red dwarf star' is now going to be known as a 'differently abled, gravitationally bound, thermonuclear reaction of colour'.
docscientist 10
So this celestial body isn't a planet because it's a dwarf, what do we make of dwarfs currently classified as 'people'? Hmmm
icefshng8 9
Pluto= dwarf planet Dwarf human= dwarf human Problem? I think not.
BountyBass 13
Quality
ieatunicorn4fun 7
Sorry OP
Snafuusmc 12
Whoa he seems picky...
OrgasmicBunnies 9
Nothing a man likes more than digging for some nose gold in the dark.