Today, I spent almost $200 on a planetarium show with my boyfriend, who loves astronomy. He said his favorite thing about it was that he could pick his nose without anyone noticing. FML
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Today, my boyfriend asked me to pick his nose for him. FML
Today, my boyfriend had his arm around me. He pulled me closer, so I looked up, thinking maybe he wanted a kiss. Turns out he was picking his nose over my head. FML
Today, I woke up to my boyfriend trying to pick my nose. FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years said he would finally take me somewhere romantic. I spent my day at a Star Wars convention. FML
Today, my husband decided to pick his nose out before he would kiss me. FML
Today, my boyfriend picked his nose and tried to stick his booger up my nose, claiming that it was time to plant his "seed." FML
Today, I saw my boyfriend spitting the mouthwash back into the bottle, because, "this stuff is really expensive." FML
Today, I was on Skype with the guy I like. After a while of being on Facebook I forgot I was on webcam to him and started picking my nose. He ended the call. FML
Today, I finally got the courage to say to my boyfriend that I feel invisible and ignored. To this he said 'You aren't invisible, I mean, look at that nose.' FML
Today, I went into hysterics and started crying when my boyfriend pulled out a Tiffany's box at dinner. Then I found out he'd used the old box to make the $15 earrings he bought seem more "special." FML
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trollsemen 8
Well, at least he didn't wipe it on Uranus.
UnearthlyEnemy 9
At least he liked it.
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Comments (162)
cootch 0
sorry babe
CryMoreFMLs 15
Because you are a bitch that cannot detect sarcasm?
CryMoreFMLs 15
Sorry that was meant for 17... How the **** it ended up as a regular comment I have NO idea. Wow... I look like a total dumbfuck asshole now.... FML.
BrianAlarcon 0
Nasty ass
ditter80 0
That's nassstay- in cleveland voice
HentaiBunny 4
Obviously he's from planet Booger and was secretly honoring his ancestors while being gross on the sly. Foolish OP..
mikeeg 0
Oh my titts...
TrollololSlayer 3
Oh my BOOBIES!!!
Nhori 0
Are they real?
Alex_Lima 2
LOL. He doesn't like astronomy. He likes an excuse for where he is at night. "Uhh, i was looking at the stars, yea that's it...."
sicnesses 6
Money well spent!
SockMonkey333 0
Oh well isn't he special. Lol
Btreasure 8
That's not an FML. what it you had seen him picking his nose? You would have been disgusted.
Googoo27 12
U made my day
Enslaved 38
I saw Roger Waters in November playing "The Wall" album. It was $60. And worth every cent!(: They had people on stage building the wall and at the very end, it was destroyed! Lol The show was amazing.(:
Enslaved 38
This reply was for ikickgingers at 111 but somehow there are two 111?
angrymexican 8
He should've flicked it in the air and said it was a shooting star