Today, I spent almost $200 on a planetarium show with my boyfriend, who loves astronomy. He said his favorite thing about it was that he could pick his nose without anyone noticing. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, my boyfriend asked me to pick his nose for him. FML
Today, my boyfriend had his arm around me. He pulled me closer, so I looked up, thinking maybe he wanted a kiss. Turns out he was picking his nose over my head. FML
Today, I woke up to my boyfriend trying to pick my nose. FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years said he would finally take me somewhere romantic. I spent my day at a Star Wars convention. FML
Today, my husband decided to pick his nose out before he would kiss me. FML
Today, my boyfriend picked his nose and tried to stick his booger up my nose, claiming that it was time to plant his "seed." FML
Today, I saw my boyfriend spitting the mouthwash back into the bottle, because, "this stuff is really expensive." FML
Today, I was on Skype with the guy I like. After a while of being on Facebook I forgot I was on webcam to him and started picking my nose. He ended the call. FML
Today, I finally got the courage to say to my boyfriend that I feel invisible and ignored. To this he said 'You aren't invisible, I mean, look at that nose.' FML
Today, I went into hysterics and started crying when my boyfriend pulled out a Tiffany's box at dinner. Then I found out he'd used the old box to make the $15 earrings he bought seem more "special." FML
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trollsemen 8
Well, at least he didn't wipe it on Uranus.
UnearthlyEnemy 9
At least he liked it.
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Comments (162)
jewclops 6
Haha he sounds cool.
yomolandia 4
She spent 200 dollars on THAT…
fmluserjessica 0
Aw that is adorable, but you should have guessed that any guy who wants to go to a planetarium must be a nose picker AKA gold digger, he got 100bucks worth of a ticket and boogies!!! :D
jessica53354 0
Wait... isn't he supposed to pay for you?
REGGIEstration 4
Wait...shouldn't you be in the museum already? Showcased under the '18th Century' Section?
picklemonger 13
is it possible he meant he liked astrology?
ohcrapitscurtis 8
Awesome
afulks78 11
What a champ
sensfan7 3
What's up?
HolleyyHorrific 0
Ohh im sorry dear, but if a man does tht... Kick him to the curb.. Its gross.
JDurb 0
Looks like you picked a winner!
izzyfishy 0
At least he wasn't picking your nose