Today, I spend two hours inside a bar talking about how I never worry about my boyfriend cheating on me when he travels for work. Everyone told me I was lucky to have such a great relationship. When we all decided to go out on the patio for a smoke, we saw him making out with someone else. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, my boyfriend went to his friends house to drink. He told me he’s a happy drinker, and I believed him. He calls me drunk about three hours later and tells me he’s been thinking about cheating on me for a long time, and that he also thinks about "being with other women." FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years told his friend that he decided a long time ago that he would never be faithful to a woman. I was sitting next to him. FML
Today, I came to found out that every time my husband told me that he was on "a work trip", he was actually cheating on me with some other bitch. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he was going away for the weekend to go clubbing with his mates. I would be fine with it, except the mates he's going with already tried to get him to cheat on me. FML
Today, I was having a good talk with a coworker and I was excited that I've made my first friend at work. After sharing some stories and some laughs he asked if I had a boyfriend. I said I do. He asked if I was always faithful, I said I was. He then walked away. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he started smoking again and had smoked almost a whole pack in 3 hours. We were on the phone and I was on the bus. He knew that was the perfect time time to tell me, because he knew I wouldn't yell in public. FML
Today, after my boyfriend promised he wasn't cheating on me, I ran into him at our favorite coffee shop with the girl I suspected him of cheating with. When I confronted them, he acted like he didn't know me. FML
Today, I was flirting with a cute bartender on my last day in Spain. It was going well until we somehow got onto the topic of how I was recently dumped by my boyfriend of 3 years via Facebook. He spent the next 5 minutes laughing and telling his coworkers how hilarious that was. FML
Today, after three months of going back and forth between staying with my boyfriend and leaving him for someone else, I finally made the decision to go for the other guy. When I told him, he admitted to never seeing himself with me, as he "doesn't do cheaters." FML
Today, I found out why my boyfriend doesn't want me to get a full-time job, despite us needing the money. He's scared that I'll cheat on him with one of my coworkers, to get back at him for doing it a few years ago. I never knew he cheated on me. FML
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kscott88 0
Well, technically he wasn't traveling for work when cheating on you...so I guess you were kind of right...
K4ofDoom 0
That sucks.
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Comments (189)
HeyyyBrahhh 0
Tehehehe
stevenstyle 2
lmao u jinxed urself
4440123 0
you spent 2 hours talking about how your boyfriend. doesn't cheat on you?
irrelevantxx 0
ydi for smoking. SMOKE KILLS
GDinNJ 0
Eh...you may be generalizing a bit. I mean, come on, are you really trying to say that women and gay men are more competitive than straight men? I think not. However I agree with the overall statement you made. Bragging for hours to people about something that you have will often make them try to win it for themselves. And the fact that you're being an arrogant prick (TWO HOURS? That's a lot of self-centered conversation) doesn't really help you. I mean, it's not as though they're going to feel guilty for hooking up with your boyfriend if they already dislike you, right?
Derioan 0
Well that sucks horribly for you...=
Escapist28 0
I'm sorry, but if I had to listen to someone talk for two hours about their boyfriend, stepping outside to see them with someone else would have made it worth it.
doUknowMe 0
Haha that sucks
doUknowMe 0
Haha that sucks
mcsnelly 5
Because gay men aren't allowed in "straight" bars? Why do you just assume that the only bar this could have possibly taken place in is a "gay" bar?? And saying that talking about how a SO is faithful is "issuing a challenge"? Maybe for a minor few, but most people aren't going to try to steal their friend's boyfriend just because they talk about the fact that they're a good BF!! I don't know what kind of horrible people you've been hanging around, but you should probably find a better quality of people to associate with if that's what you think all people do.