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By sykotoaster - 13/07/2009 22:09 - United States

Today, I spend two hours inside a bar talking about how I never worry about my boyfriend cheating on me when he travels for work. Everyone told me I was lucky to have such a great relationship. When we all decided to go out on the patio for a smoke, we saw him making out with someone else. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/04/2020 14:00

Today, my boyfriend went to his friends house to drink. He told me he’s a happy drinker, and I believed him. He calls me drunk about three hours later and tells me he’s been thinking about cheating on me for a long time, and that he also thinks about "being with other women." FML

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By sugar - 18/10/2010 12:23 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of two years told his friend that he decided a long time ago that he would never be faithful to a woman. I was sitting next to him. FML

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By Umidknickname - 17/06/2017 16:00

Today, my boyfriend told me he was going away for the weekend to go clubbing with his mates. I would be fine with it, except the mates he's going with already tried to get him to cheat on me. FML

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By csor027 - 29/09/2010 06:33 - United States

Today, I was having a good talk with a coworker and I was excited that I've made my first friend at work. After sharing some stories and some laughs he asked if I had a boyfriend. I said I do. He asked if I was always faithful, I said I was. He then walked away. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/10/2020 20:03

Today, my boyfriend told me he started smoking again and had smoked almost a whole pack in 3 hours. We were on the phone and I was on the bus. He knew that was the perfect time time to tell me, because he knew I wouldn't yell in public. FML

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By Megan - 26/03/2013 19:04 - United States

Today, after my boyfriend promised he wasn't cheating on me, I ran into him at our favorite coffee shop with the girl I suspected him of cheating with. When I confronted them, he acted like he didn't know me. FML

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By selfesteemloss - 10/08/2013 23:41 - Spain - Barcelona

Today, I was flirting with a cute bartender on my last day in Spain. It was going well until we somehow got onto the topic of how I was recently dumped by my boyfriend of 3 years via Facebook. He spent the next 5 minutes laughing and telling his coworkers how hilarious that was. FML

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By yeahImgreat - 12/05/2022 14:00 - Netherlands

Today, after three months of going back and forth between staying with my boyfriend and leaving him for someone else, I finally made the decision to go for the other guy. When I told him, he admitted to never seeing himself with me, as he "doesn't do cheaters." FML

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By Anonymous - 19/12/2009 05:13 - United States

Today, I met a girl at the bar. Things were going really well and we ended up going back to her place. Problem? Her husband who normally works the graveyard shift was home sick. FML

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By ThankYou! - 22/12/2015 05:50 - Canada - Winnipeg

Today, I went to meet a guy that i had already started to be involved with at a bar. We laughed, kissed and had a great time, until he admitted he was just doing all of this to make his ex-girlfriend jealous. Guess who was waiting for me outside. FML

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kscott88 0

Tuesday 14 July 2009 1:50

Well, technically he wasn't traveling for work when cheating on you...so I guess you were kind of right...

K4ofDoom 0

Tuesday 14 July 2009 1:35

That sucks.

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cutebebe778 0

Tuesday 14 July 2009 3:11

Haha I take back the last part of my comment. I read the FML fast and thought the OP was a woman bragging excessively to another woman bout her boyfriend. Didn't know it was a dude..my bad.

thatswutshesaid7 0

Tuesday 14 July 2009 3:15

ADVICE: men are stupid, gay, selfish, selfsentered retards!

SiLveRStaRLIGHT 0

Tuesday 14 July 2009 3:34

The OP /is/ a man. o_o And gay, sooo... Yeeeah...

Lounia_fml 8

Tuesday 14 July 2009 5:23

ROFLOL YOU'RE TOO FUNNY MAN xD!!

GDinNJ 0

Tuesday 14 July 2009 6:04

"Before insulting the opposite gender, make sure you aren't a disgrace to your own. Epic fail." I second that. Thanks, now we all look like total dipshits.

americayay 0

Tuesday 14 July 2009 6:53

79, Dumpster is a brand name, and therefore capitalized. Joke.

ualozer 0

Tuesday 14 July 2009 3:17

FYL

whitefishblackC 0

Tuesday 14 July 2009 3:23

damn that really sucks. FYL

chocoLIFE_fml 2

Tuesday 14 July 2009 3:29

haha sucks :(

SiLveRStaRLIGHT 0

Tuesday 14 July 2009 3:32

Dang that's like the FML with two chicks and one girl leaves the other because she... was seen making out with a guy...? I don't know. Maybe your pride won't be too badly hurt and you'll bounce back soon. Next time you could be... a little less trusting (although being really uptight about it doesn't really solve anything). Tough situation... FYL.

Areyouserious17 0

Tuesday 14 July 2009 3:52

That really sucks. I hate it when people cheat.

g33ktr0n 0

Tuesday 14 July 2009 4:16

@jandersoniii go back to 4chan you dipshit

plexico 3

Tuesday 14 July 2009 4:19

At least he wasn't cheating on you when he was traveling for work! You ought to keep him!

Lounia_fml 8

Tuesday 14 July 2009 5:50

And how do you know that? Were you with him?? No. And even if he didn't do it while travelling, he did it now, so why would this guy keep his bf? Wow.