Today, I spend two hours inside a bar talking about how I never worry about my boyfriend cheating on me when he travels for work. Everyone told me I was lucky to have such a great relationship. When we all decided to go out on the patio for a smoke, we saw him making out with someone else. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, my boyfriend went to his friends house to drink. He told me he’s a happy drinker, and I believed him. He calls me drunk about three hours later and tells me he’s been thinking about cheating on me for a long time, and that he also thinks about "being with other women." FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years told his friend that he decided a long time ago that he would never be faithful to a woman. I was sitting next to him. FML
Today, I came to found out that every time my husband told me that he was on "a work trip", he was actually cheating on me with some other bitch. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he was going away for the weekend to go clubbing with his mates. I would be fine with it, except the mates he's going with already tried to get him to cheat on me. FML
Today, I was having a good talk with a coworker and I was excited that I've made my first friend at work. After sharing some stories and some laughs he asked if I had a boyfriend. I said I do. He asked if I was always faithful, I said I was. He then walked away. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he started smoking again and had smoked almost a whole pack in 3 hours. We were on the phone and I was on the bus. He knew that was the perfect time time to tell me, because he knew I wouldn't yell in public. FML
Today, after my boyfriend promised he wasn't cheating on me, I ran into him at our favorite coffee shop with the girl I suspected him of cheating with. When I confronted them, he acted like he didn't know me. FML
Today, I was flirting with a cute bartender on my last day in Spain. It was going well until we somehow got onto the topic of how I was recently dumped by my boyfriend of 3 years via Facebook. He spent the next 5 minutes laughing and telling his coworkers how hilarious that was. FML
Today, after three months of going back and forth between staying with my boyfriend and leaving him for someone else, I finally made the decision to go for the other guy. When I told him, he admitted to never seeing himself with me, as he "doesn't do cheaters." FML
Today, I found out why my boyfriend doesn't want me to get a full-time job, despite us needing the money. He's scared that I'll cheat on him with one of my coworkers, to get back at him for doing it a few years ago. I never knew he cheated on me. FML
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kscott88 0
Well, technically he wasn't traveling for work when cheating on you...so I guess you were kind of right...
K4ofDoom 0
That sucks.
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zackman13 0
YDI for being gay.
King34 0
I guess that's karma for ya
thebestapple 0
First, the bitches who said you deserved it for being gay need to stfo. Im catholic, but i dont give a shit what it says in the bible, homophobia is wrong. All people are equal, gay, lesbian, bisexual, or transexual. I am straight, but i support and respect everyone. Good for you, you should embrace it. Also, shut up about the smoking. Yeah, its bad for you and all that crap, and you shouldn't do it, but that is his decision. And for many people, after you try it, it becomes an addiction. Leave him alone. And lastly, yeah that totally sucks, that's has to be horrible. But, if he cheated on you, he obviously doesn't deserve you, and you deserve someone better. I sincerely hope you find someone who will appreciate you.
thebestapple 0
First, the bitches who said you deserved it for being gay need to stfo. Im catholic, but i dont give a shit what it says in the bible, homophobia is wrong. All people are equal, gay, lesbian, bisexual, or transexual. I am straight, but i support and respect everyone. Good for you, you should embrace it. Also, shut up about the smoking. Yeah, its bad for you and all that crap, and you shouldn't do it, but that is his decision. And for many people, after you try it, it becomes an addiction. Leave him alone. And lastly, yeah that totally sucks, that's has to be horrible. But, if he cheated on you, he obviously doesn't deserve you, and you deserve someone better. I sincerely hope you find someone who will appreciate you.
xxindigobluexx 0
Lucky for you, you're not married to him.....go get yourself a decent guy now.
lilmissallie 0
thats why YOU NEVER KNOW .....
kwsoccer 6
ewww I can't feel bad for you if you smoke. smoking is disgusting!
hateevryone 15
thats why you never say things like that cause you never know
Coolguyt2 0
Ok for everyone who voted YDI, please explain how she deserved this
Raivyn_Grimm 9
Any FML that contains ANYTHING about the OP smoking, will automatically get an outrageous amount of YDI votes, regardless of if the FML is a result of said habit, or is completely unrelated. For example... "Today, I was out for a smoke when I was run over by a drunk driver in my own lawn, and now I'm paralyzed from the waist down. FML." will automatically receive over two thousand YDI votes.
Anustart 9
Because "she" is labeled as a "he" in the FML my good sir, and most people don't like homosexuals, I may believe its immoral, but I also think people should be with who they want, I'm a conflicted thinker, so when a guy says how his boyfriend cheated on him, its most likely gonna get a lot of YDI's
FluffyBeard 0
Ydi for talking about your boyfriend for two hours straight. BORING!