Today, I spend two hours inside a bar talking about how I never worry about my boyfriend cheating on me when he travels for work. Everyone told me I was lucky to have such a great relationship. When we all decided to go out on the patio for a smoke, we saw him making out with someone else. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, my boyfriend went to his friends house to drink. He told me he’s a happy drinker, and I believed him. He calls me drunk about three hours later and tells me he’s been thinking about cheating on me for a long time, and that he also thinks about "being with other women." FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years told his friend that he decided a long time ago that he would never be faithful to a woman. I was sitting next to him. FML
Today, I came to found out that every time my husband told me that he was on "a work trip", he was actually cheating on me with some other bitch. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he was going away for the weekend to go clubbing with his mates. I would be fine with it, except the mates he's going with already tried to get him to cheat on me. FML
Today, I was having a good talk with a coworker and I was excited that I've made my first friend at work. After sharing some stories and some laughs he asked if I had a boyfriend. I said I do. He asked if I was always faithful, I said I was. He then walked away. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he started smoking again and had smoked almost a whole pack in 3 hours. We were on the phone and I was on the bus. He knew that was the perfect time time to tell me, because he knew I wouldn't yell in public. FML
Today, after my boyfriend promised he wasn't cheating on me, I ran into him at our favorite coffee shop with the girl I suspected him of cheating with. When I confronted them, he acted like he didn't know me. FML
Today, I was flirting with a cute bartender on my last day in Spain. It was going well until we somehow got onto the topic of how I was recently dumped by my boyfriend of 3 years via Facebook. He spent the next 5 minutes laughing and telling his coworkers how hilarious that was. FML
Today, after three months of going back and forth between staying with my boyfriend and leaving him for someone else, I finally made the decision to go for the other guy. When I told him, he admitted to never seeing himself with me, as he "doesn't do cheaters." FML
Today, I found out why my boyfriend doesn't want me to get a full-time job, despite us needing the money. He's scared that I'll cheat on him with one of my coworkers, to get back at him for doing it a few years ago. I never knew he cheated on me. FML
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kscott88 0
Well, technically he wasn't traveling for work when cheating on you...so I guess you were kind of right...
K4ofDoom 0
That sucks.
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Comments (189)
sparda4355 0
this should be a FML for your boyfriend!
justxdream 0
why? haha its more of an FML for her.. and don't smoke, my aunt died from it.
indian_goddess 0
the OP's a guy though
fmlreader222 0
really sucks for you. Plus, infront of all your friends
psyx 0
Peter, you're a *****. :D
Patrickboy 0
lol
kscott88 0
Well, technically he wasn't traveling for work when cheating on you...so I guess you were kind of right...
Evilhamsdwch 0
I laughed out loud when I read this, does that make me a bad person?
decibel_beads 0
No. It does not make you a bad person (If it does then I am also a bad person) :-) I thought the same thing lmao
inspireme48 0
Wow. So next time dont brag about something you dont know. Eh? Fyl indeed.
Einstein714 0
burn
tipsy337 0
that's what's you get for bragging
bexox 0
She wasn't bragging. She was talking about her relationship and how she felt secure with him. Sorry you never say anything nice about your S/O.
Lonely_Lez 0
OP is male.
NarutardTobi 0
suck for you. Most guys are duche bags anyways
bobthebo 0
lol why did you call yourself a guy if you have a boyfriend u gay?
SiLveRStaRLIGHT 0
Yeees... It's not unheard of.
stephanye 0
Are you living under a rock or something?
GDinNJ 0
...why did he...call himself...a guy? Are you...I don't even know, actually. I was going to finish that sentence but I'm too perplexed by your post. I mean, come ON! "u gay or something?" Um, obviously? The amount of ignorance this post shows is so overwhelming that I don't know how to describe how I'm feeling about you right now. I really don't. It's not even as if your being some homophobe. You just literally found the need to post something asking a question that is so painfully obvious that every. Single. Person. Here. Already knew the answer. FAIL.
divineinstrument 2
God #28 you sound like my mum. She can't seem to understand that homosexual people exist, and are not some media invention or general myth. I'd have an easier time convincing her that unicorns exist (not saying they don't exist!)
Fire_lights 0
Is he . . . gay or . . . what? Just . . . what? Honestly, did you even think about what you were asking before you started typing?
cramazing 0
well u dont really deserve it but i feel like saying "YDI for smoking"