Love: Today, I spend two hours inside a bar talking about how I never...

By sykotoaster - 13/07/2009 22:09 - United States

Today, I spend two hours inside a bar talking about how I never worry about my boyfriend cheating on me when he travels for work. Everyone told me I was lucky to have such a great relationship. When we all decided to go out on the patio for a smoke, we saw him making out with someone else. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/04/2020 14:00

Today, my boyfriend went to his friends house to drink. He told me he’s a happy drinker, and I believed him. He calls me drunk about three hours later and tells me he’s been thinking about cheating on me for a long time, and that he also thinks about "being with other women." FML

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By sugar - 18/10/2010 12:23 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of two years told his friend that he decided a long time ago that he would never be faithful to a woman. I was sitting next to him. FML

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By Umidknickname - 17/06/2017 16:00

Today, my boyfriend told me he was going away for the weekend to go clubbing with his mates. I would be fine with it, except the mates he's going with already tried to get him to cheat on me. FML

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By csor027 - 29/09/2010 06:33 - United States

Today, I was having a good talk with a coworker and I was excited that I've made my first friend at work. After sharing some stories and some laughs he asked if I had a boyfriend. I said I do. He asked if I was always faithful, I said I was. He then walked away. FML

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You deserved it 4 620

No smoking

By Anonymous - 21/10/2020 20:03

Today, my boyfriend told me he started smoking again and had smoked almost a whole pack in 3 hours. We were on the phone and I was on the bus. He knew that was the perfect time time to tell me, because he knew I wouldn't yell in public. FML

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By Megan - 26/03/2013 19:04 - United States

Today, after my boyfriend promised he wasn't cheating on me, I ran into him at our favorite coffee shop with the girl I suspected him of cheating with. When I confronted them, he acted like he didn't know me. FML

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By selfesteemloss - 10/08/2013 23:41 - Spain - Barcelona

Today, I was flirting with a cute bartender on my last day in Spain. It was going well until we somehow got onto the topic of how I was recently dumped by my boyfriend of 3 years via Facebook. He spent the next 5 minutes laughing and telling his coworkers how hilarious that was. FML

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By yeahImgreat - 12/05/2022 14:00 - Netherlands

Today, after three months of going back and forth between staying with my boyfriend and leaving him for someone else, I finally made the decision to go for the other guy. When I told him, he admitted to never seeing himself with me, as he "doesn't do cheaters." FML

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You deserved it 2 381

By Anonymous - 19/12/2009 05:13 - United States

Today, I met a girl at the bar. Things were going really well and we ended up going back to her place. Problem? Her husband who normally works the graveyard shift was home sick. FML

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By ThankYou! - 22/12/2015 05:50 - Canada - Winnipeg

Today, I went to meet a guy that i had already started to be involved with at a bar. We laughed, kissed and had a great time, until he admitted he was just doing all of this to make his ex-girlfriend jealous. Guess who was waiting for me outside. FML

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You deserved it 1 974

kscott88 0

Tuesday 14 July 2009 1:50

Well, technically he wasn't traveling for work when cheating on you...so I guess you were kind of right...

K4ofDoom 0

Tuesday 14 July 2009 1:35

That sucks.

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sparda4355 0

Tuesday 14 July 2009 1:46

this should be a FML for your boyfriend!

justxdream 0

Tuesday 14 July 2009 2:13

why? haha its more of an FML for her.. and don't smoke, my aunt died from it.

indian_goddess 0

Tuesday 14 July 2009 2:21

the OP's a guy though

fmlreader222 0

Tuesday 14 July 2009 1:47

really sucks for you. Plus, infront of all your friends

psyx 0

Tuesday 14 July 2009 1:47

Peter, you're a *****. :D

Patrickboy 0

Wednesday 16 March 2011 3:50

lol

kscott88 0

Tuesday 14 July 2009 1:50

Well, technically he wasn't traveling for work when cheating on you...so I guess you were kind of right...

Evilhamsdwch 0

Tuesday 14 July 2009 6:22

I laughed out loud when I read this, does that make me a bad person?

decibel_beads 0

Tuesday 14 July 2009 8:20

No. It does not make you a bad person (If it does then I am also a bad person) :-) I thought the same thing lmao

inspireme48 0

Tuesday 14 July 2009 1:54

Wow. So next time dont brag about something you dont know. Eh? Fyl indeed.

Einstein714 0

Tuesday 14 July 2009 2:02

burn

tipsy337 0

Tuesday 14 July 2009 2:07

that's what's you get for bragging

bexox 0

Tuesday 14 July 2009 2:10

She wasn't bragging. She was talking about her relationship and how she felt secure with him. Sorry you never say anything nice about your S/O.

Lonely_Lez 0

Tuesday 14 July 2009 2:34

OP is male.

NarutardTobi 0

Tuesday 14 July 2009 2:09

suck for you. Most guys are duche bags anyways

bobthebo 0

Tuesday 14 July 2009 2:11

lol why did you call yourself a guy if you have a boyfriend u gay?

SiLveRStaRLIGHT 0

Tuesday 14 July 2009 3:37

Yeees... It's not unheard of.

stephanye 0

Tuesday 14 July 2009 4:50

Are you living under a rock or something?

GDinNJ 0

Tuesday 14 July 2009 5:59

...why did he...call himself...a guy? Are you...I don't even know, actually. I was going to finish that sentence but I'm too perplexed by your post. I mean, come ON! "u gay or something?" Um, obviously? The amount of ignorance this post shows is so overwhelming that I don't know how to describe how I'm feeling about you right now. I really don't. It's not even as if your being some homophobe. You just literally found the need to post something asking a question that is so painfully obvious that every. Single. Person. Here. Already knew the answer. FAIL.

divineinstrument 2

Tuesday 14 July 2009 12:09

God #28 you sound like my mum. She can't seem to understand that homosexual people exist, and are not some media invention or general myth. I'd have an easier time convincing her that unicorns exist (not saying they don't exist!)