Where a million diamonds shine? (Someone else tell me they remember the song in the movie...)

Probably anything under six feet.

Or inches

What hell version of Snow White were you watching that involved tiny guys when it didn't mean their height?

Technically, it can go both.

Just her type then?

Stephen, is that you?

There was a kid named Stephen in my class who called me that but that isn't me

I saw your profile picture and holy shit, you really look like him

your profile picture ?

geez i just realized that the only name of a disney prince i know is philipp from sleeping beauty and eric from ariel. whats snow whites princes name?

His names Ferdinand. lol.

That's only in the children's version

You should read the original story. It's very dark.

in Disney, its more popularly known as Florian, but some people do call him Fernidad. I'm way too obsessed with Disney to NOT know this stuff

In the original story, she did a lot more than just hook up with them. It gets pretty grisly in places. Disney just made their fairytales child friendly.

I think only his kids are allowed to call him Fernidad. ;)

this is the best thing I've ever read, thank you for posting this

creativity win!

""Dopey"" pun intended?

#6 Don't you think it would have been less effort to delete your typo errors instead of explaining them? ?

The battle is tough, but together, we can FIGHT the scourge that is… having a fairly mundane nickname… Wait, what is she supposed to be staying strong against?

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