By Jioune - 05/07/2016 21:56 - France - Caluire

Today, I learned that my friends nicknamed me Snow White, not because I’ve got dark hair and very pale skin, but because I “only hook up with tiny dudes”. FML
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Just to clarify, what exactly do they mean by "tiny"? Because this could go one of two ways.

Well if it makes you feel any better people say I look like Lord Farquaad from Shrek

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Hopefully most of them are Happy after?

Do they work in a mine?

Where a million diamonds shine? (Someone else tell me they remember the song in the movie...)

Just to clarify, what exactly do they mean by "tiny"? Because this could go one of two ways.

Probably anything under six feet.

What hell version of Snow White were you watching that involved tiny guys when it didn't mean their height?

Technically, it can go both.

Well if it makes you feel any better people say I look like Lord Farquaad from Shrek

Just her type then?

Stephen, is that you?

There was a kid named Stephen in my class who called me that but that isn't me

I saw your profile picture and holy shit, you really look like him

your profile picture ?

Snow White never hooked up with any of the dwarves anyway

geez i just realized that the only name of a disney prince i know is philipp from sleeping beauty and eric from ariel. whats snow whites princes name?

His names Ferdinand. lol.

That's only in the children's version

You should read the original story. It's very dark.

in Disney, its more popularly known as Florian, but some people do call him Fernidad. I'm way too obsessed with Disney to NOT know this stuff

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In the original story, she did a lot more than just hook up with them. It gets pretty grisly in places. Disney just made their fairytales child friendly.

I think only his kids are allowed to call him Fernidad. ;)

They obviously don't think you have high HOpes for your significant other. But still, It's pretty dopey for your friends to judge you like this, especially if these guys make you happy, and hey, at least you're not bashful about who you date cghjjd...sorry I sneezed while typing - better go see the doc. Chin up OP don't let your friends opinions put you in a grumpy mood. Man look at the time, off to work...and I'm still so sleepy....*cringe

this is the best thing I've ever read, thank you for posting this

creativity win!

""Dopey"" pun intended?

#6 Don't you think it would have been less effort to delete your typo errors instead of explaining them? ?

So, OP, are you doing anything after the FML? 'Cause if not, maybe you and I could go o—NOTHING. Never mind! I'm average size! It's… I'm… Never mind!

The battle is tough, but together, we can FIGHT the scourge that is… having a fairly mundane nickname… Wait, what is she supposed to be staying strong against?

Yeah, it's Prince. Remember me? Hi ho, hi ho, yeah I been feelin' low My fevers high, so my doc came by Mono.... mono, mono, mono