By Jioune - 05/07/2016 21:56 - France - Caluire

Today, I learned that my friends nicknamed me Snow White, not because I’ve got dark hair and very pale skin, but because I “only hook up with tiny dudes”. FML
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Dave_Davington 33

Just to clarify, what exactly do they mean by "tiny"? Because this could go one of two ways.

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Burkiie45 10

Well if it makes you feel any better people say I look like Lord Farquaad from Shrek

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feme_fatale 19

Hopefully most of them are Happy after?

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Sir_ND_Pity 35

Where a million diamonds shine? (Someone else tell me they remember the song in the movie...)

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Dave_Davington 33

Just to clarify, what exactly do they mean by "tiny"? Because this could go one of two ways.

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Earl_KarmasBitch 34

What hell version of Snow White were you watching that involved tiny guys when it didn't mean their height?

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Burkiie45 10

Well if it makes you feel any better people say I look like Lord Farquaad from Shrek

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Burkiie45 10

There was a kid named Stephen in my class who called me that but that isn't me

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gamermonster 34

I saw your profile picture and holy shit, you really look like him

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_Peppermint_ 34

Snow White never hooked up with any of the dwarves anyway

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SiraSiemens 21

geez i just realized that the only name of a disney prince i know is philipp from sleeping beauty and eric from ariel. whats snow whites princes name?

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Moonfate 16

That's only in the children's version

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tj4234 35

You should read the original story. It's very dark.

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heheitscece 16

in Disney, its more popularly known as Florian, but some people do call him Fernidad. I'm way too obsessed with Disney to NOT know this stuff

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OnlySkyrimStays 11

In the original story, she did a lot more than just hook up with them. It gets pretty grisly in places. Disney just made their fairytales child friendly.

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Flyndaran 10

I think only his kids are allowed to call him Fernidad. ;)

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vOIDmASS 13

They obviously don't think you have high HOpes for your significant other. But still, It's pretty dopey for your friends to judge you like this, especially if these guys make you happy, and hey, at least you're not bashful about who you date cghjjd...sorry I sneezed while typing - better go see the doc. Chin up OP don't let your friends opinions put you in a grumpy mood. Man look at the time, off to work...and I'm still so sleepy....*cringe

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heheitscece 16

this is the best thing I've ever read, thank you for posting this

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kashers 11

#6 Don't you think it would have been less effort to delete your typo errors instead of explaining them? ?

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Tripartita 44

So, OP, are you doing anything after the FML? 'Cause if not, maybe you and I could go o—NOTHING. Never mind! I'm average size! It's… I'm… Never mind!

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Tripartita 44

The battle is tough, but together, we can FIGHT the scourge that is… having a fairly mundane nickname… Wait, what is she supposed to be staying strong against?

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buckdharma 37

Yeah, it's Prince. Remember me? Hi ho, hi ho, yeah I been feelin' low My fevers high, so my doc came by Mono.... mono, mono, mono

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