Love: Today, my boyfriend broke up with me in my front yard. As I stormed...

By Anonymous - 10/07/2009 04:12 - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me in my front yard. As I stormed off in my dramatic exit, I realized I had locked myself outside. I had to ask my now ex-boyfriend to borrow his phone so I could call my mom. FML

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By iJuli - 08/04/2012 05:17 - United States - Billings

Today, my boyfriend thought it'd be a good idea to break up with me in his car. I had to walk home. FML

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By lug_nut - 06/01/2010 05:24 - United States

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By isystuff - 01/02/2011 05:24 - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me and left me crying in the street. I then got a text from my mom saying how pathetic my love life was. Apparently, it was a mass text message and she accidentally added me to the list. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/03/2014 13:04 - Israel

Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I was sad, but the only thing my mom could say was, "You should have waited until I got him to mow the lawn." FML

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By drunkboysgf - 21/10/2011 07:39 - Canada

Today, I had to get my boyfriend's mom to help me get my boyfriend in his house because he was so drunk. He broke up with me for getting him in trouble. FML

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By DramaQueen - 19/07/2009 06:45 - Canada

Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. As I left his house and began to drive away, I see him chasing after my car barefoot. I stop and roll down the window, ready to listen to the speech he has prepared to win me over with. He takes a moment to catch his breath and says "I want my cellphone back". FML

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By kill me - 31/01/2009 15:30 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me and while trying to make a dramatic exit, I slammed his car door, slipped on the ice and landed on my back in front of a large crowd of onlookers. FML

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By dumped - 22/06/2019 01:18 - United Kingdom - Wigan

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. How? He invited my mother to his house for coffee with his parents, and told her. She then had to come home and tell me I’d been dumped. FML

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By His name is now "Cunt" in my phone - 05/04/2017 14:00

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because I was "angry" at him. I was angry because last night he turned off his phone and left me locked out of the Airbnb that I had paid for. Until 3 am. In a foreign country. FML

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By justmylife - 21/08/2010 04:05 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of 3 years called my house even though I was with him at the time. He needed to talk to my mom. He asked her to break up with me for him. FML

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mycoffeesucks 0

Friday 10 July 2009 12:27

Seems to always happen when couples break up now-a-days, right? At least according to FML...

redbluegreen 40

Friday 10 July 2009 14:20

I'm surprised he stuck around long enough, honestly.

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abdur 0

Friday 10 July 2009 12:25

I think I read this one before... FYL I guess

mycoffeesucks 0

Friday 10 July 2009 12:27

Seems to always happen when couples break up now-a-days, right? At least according to FML...

MadaFaka_fml 0

Friday 10 July 2009 12:29

thats what happens to who is over dramatic... hope u learned your lesson and next time be less dramatic

VintageGuitarist 0

Friday 10 July 2009 12:32

I would agree with you, but HE was the one who broke up with HER so I think she deserves a little slack for her dramatic exit.

leyalu 0

Friday 10 July 2009 12:35

This sounds like something that would happen to me. From start to finish. Though I would probably have just pretended to stomp off in some other direction and maybe ask my neighbors if they had a spare key or something. Then again OP's neighbors might not be nice. Derr... OP, I understand your reaction. It sucks because I think that is how, in reality, most people would do it. Though then again... if he was bringing you out of the house to talk - why not bring your keys?