By Anonymous - 10/07/2009 04:12 - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me in my front yard. As I stormed off in my dramatic exit, I realized I had locked myself outside. I had to ask my now ex-boyfriend to borrow his phone so I could call my mom. FML
I agree, your life sucks 40 948
You deserved it 9 522

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mycoffeesucks 0

Seems to always happen when couples break up now-a-days, right? At least according to FML...

I'm surprised he stuck around long enough, honestly.

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I think I read this one before... FYL I guess

mycoffeesucks 0

Seems to always happen when couples break up now-a-days, right? At least according to FML...

MadaFaka_fml 0

thats what happens to who is over dramatic... hope u learned your lesson and next time be less dramatic

I would agree with you, but HE was the one who broke up with HER so I think she deserves a little slack for her dramatic exit.

leyalu 0

This sounds like something that would happen to me. From start to finish. Though I would probably have just pretended to stomp off in some other direction and maybe ask my neighbors if they had a spare key or something. Then again OP's neighbors might not be nice. Derr... OP, I understand your reaction. It sucks because I think that is how, in reality, most people would do it. Though then again... if he was bringing you out of the house to talk - why not bring your keys?

Matt62_fml 0

lol

Your "dramatic exit" ? I don't really like drama queens, so YDI I guess.

kira822_fml 0

Well that's.... Dramatic.

I'm surprised he stuck around long enough, honestly.

shewasalmost18 0

only the cool people hide spare keys. i guess you're not cool

uthinkurhot 0

lol that suckksss! reallllllllllllll dramatic...