Uncomfortably Numb
By UnComfortablyNumb - 05/04/2018 04:00 - United Kingdom - Hatfield
By UnComfortablyNumb - 05/04/2018 04:00 - United Kingdom - Hatfield
Not to add insult to injury... but you also managed to put it on backwards... Benzocaine is supposed to make the penis numb, not the ******, so it's usually put on the inside of a condom.
Don't you suck before you put the condom on?
and get his herpes? STD's stay STD's no matter which hole it goes into hey...
Didn't you and all the people who upvoted this ever go to a sex ed class?
No. Wtf do I need a sex ed class for lol
not if you want to avoid STD's.
He doesn’t care if you can’t feel your mouth. All the more reason to keep sucking away!
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Show it anywayThe real FML here is you.
How about it's both people's responsibility? You have some issue of you have penitence with a woman buying condoms to have a good time with her partner.
Do they have a numbing condom for your bitching?
And maybe they take turns buying the condoms, and it was her turn to buy. Or maybe she decided to spice things up by buying variety condoms.
Now I understand what that song "I can't feel my face when I'm with you" REALLY means.
Haaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Did you read the label to see how it would enable a guy to endure? And aren't there condoms specifically for oral sex?
Brain Freeze!
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Not to add insult to injury... but you also managed to put it on backwards... Benzocaine is supposed to make the penis numb, not the ******, so it's usually put on the inside of a condom.
Don't you suck before you put the condom on?