By fmlfmlfml - 10/07/2009 05:27 - Canada

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Today, I snuck into my brother's room to scare him. Just as I was about to go for it, his girlfriend calls. I had to sit there motionless listening to my brother having phone sex, then wait for him to go to sleep and sneak back out to pretend it never happened. FML
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atruegem 0

Rookie! Imagine how it would have scared him if you had made yourself noticed WHILE he was having phone sex. You passed the chance of a lifetime out of cowardice :P

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Fuck_The_Police 0

Lol it would have been awsome if you scared him during phone sex

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bandit09 0

if i walked in on my sister having phone sex i would of thrown up....ruining the whole damn nasty ass conversation LMAO

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testing_fml 0

Muahahahahaha! Woman, I can't stop laughing. That's the most extreme case of over-punishment I've ever read here on FML. Guess you won't try to scare your brother again the next few days..? or weeks? Or in your whole life? :-D

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NarutardTobi 0

That is just awkward... and your mind must hurt so bad

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LavaMonster 0

Why didn't you just get out once you realized what was happening?

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oxjackiixo 0

lmfao omgg. that would suck so much.. haha ALTHOUGH. you could have used it to your advantage. and made fun of him for it :P

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crisjg 0

It would be funny if you did scare him, and then he might let off a squeal or something. and to top it off his girlfriend would tell him that was the fastest sex she had ever had. :D

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Faruz 0

You should of grabbed his legs and pulled him down so he falls and his girlfriend hear's him scream like a little girl. XD

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Eneminy 0

Haha lol! Laughing fit from this! Sorry, your probably scared for life. Why didn't you jump out!!!!!!

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