Today, I sneaked off work early. As I was in the elevator on the way down to leave, it stopped at my boss's floor, and he got in. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I snuck out of work 2 hours early. As I was speeding away so I wouldn't be seen, I rear-ended my boss as he was leaving the lower parking lot for a late lunch. FML
Today, my boss left early, so I decided to take an extended break and run home. I found my wife in bed with my boss. I got fired for leaving work. FML
Today, moments after leaving early, my boss emails me asking if I'm in the office. After an illegal U-turn, running a stop sign, parking in a visitor spot, and sneaking back to my desk, I find out she was locked out of the building but had since found her keys and let herself back in. FML
Today, my boyfriend, who is also my boss, was giving me a blowjob at work. Halfway through, his boss knocked on the door and I had to quickly get dressed and slip out the other door. After leaving, I realized that I was still barefoot and I had to walk back to my desk in front of my colleagues. FML
Today, I was late for work and sprinted to catch the elevator. I made it just in time, only to realize I was in the elevator alone and had just dramatically dived into it for no reason. FML
Today, during work hours, I took time off and discreetly went for an interview for a prospective job at our rival company. As soon as I reached the place, I bumped into my current boss. FML
Today, I tried to sneak out of work 15 minutes early. Just as I reached the exit, the fire alarm went off. Everyone had to evacuate, and my manager spotted me standing outside with my backpack already on. There went my excuse… FML
Today, I fell asleep while on the toilet at work. When I woke up, I tried to quietly sneak back to my desk, only to be caught by my boss. He immediately sent me packing and gave his "best wishes" for me in the unemployment line. FML
Today, my boss phoned me and asked me why I wasn't at work. I was in the staff room. I'd said hello to her as I came in the door. FML
Today, 30 minutes before I was supposed to quit work at 6pm, my boss showed up. After telling him how the day went, he asked why I was still there. Apparently, for the holiday, we close early. 4 hours earlier. FML
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ICATiger 13
Elevarors are not a very sneaky way of leaving work......
taytaylal 11
Ydi. Don't go on the elevator, you go down the stairs.
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Comments (122)
bubo_fml 11
"Hey Boss! Just running down to the shitter in the lobby. The one on our floor smells like a finish line at a Taco Bell 5k fun run!"
sweetzombie88 0
You definitely deserved to be busted. With the job market the way it is you should definitely not be pulling crap like that.
coolstorybro6 6
Tell him you wanted to talk to him or any other lie
hipposrock101 6
dude, it's snook off work early not sneaked... :p and ydi
jasef 7
Actually, sneaked is correct. Snuck is becoming more common, but sneaked is valid past tense for sneak.
T1A2Z3 35
I'm pretty sure he's joking. No one thinks it's Snook 😂😂
chazeola 4
Snuck*
dkaiser24 0
You should've rappelled down the side of the building. It works in the movies...
nevastar85 6
snuck. not sneaked. dumb ass.
Tyrax 16
"Hey boss. What floor? ... No, I'm going to my car. ... What? Oh, I left my water bottle/phone charger/some files." Or you say you were coming to find your boss and tell him you weren't feeling well.