Today, I sneaked off work early. As I was in the elevator on the way down to leave, it stopped at my boss's floor, and he got in. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I snuck out of work 2 hours early. As I was speeding away so I wouldn't be seen, I rear-ended my boss as he was leaving the lower parking lot for a late lunch. FML
Today, my boss left early, so I decided to take an extended break and run home. I found my wife in bed with my boss. I got fired for leaving work. FML
Today, moments after leaving early, my boss emails me asking if I'm in the office. After an illegal U-turn, running a stop sign, parking in a visitor spot, and sneaking back to my desk, I find out she was locked out of the building but had since found her keys and let herself back in. FML
Today, my boyfriend, who is also my boss, was giving me a blowjob at work. Halfway through, his boss knocked on the door and I had to quickly get dressed and slip out the other door. After leaving, I realized that I was still barefoot and I had to walk back to my desk in front of my colleagues. FML
Today, I was late for work and sprinted to catch the elevator. I made it just in time, only to realize I was in the elevator alone and had just dramatically dived into it for no reason. FML
Today, during work hours, I took time off and discreetly went for an interview for a prospective job at our rival company. As soon as I reached the place, I bumped into my current boss. FML
Today, I tried to sneak out of work 15 minutes early. Just as I reached the exit, the fire alarm went off. Everyone had to evacuate, and my manager spotted me standing outside with my backpack already on. There went my excuse… FML
Today, I fell asleep while on the toilet at work. When I woke up, I tried to quietly sneak back to my desk, only to be caught by my boss. He immediately sent me packing and gave his "best wishes" for me in the unemployment line. FML
Today, my boss phoned me and asked me why I wasn't at work. I was in the staff room. I'd said hello to her as I came in the door. FML
Today, 30 minutes before I was supposed to quit work at 6pm, my boss showed up. After telling him how the day went, he asked why I was still there. Apparently, for the holiday, we close early. 4 hours earlier. FML
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ICATiger 13
Elevarors are not a very sneaky way of leaving work......
taytaylal 11
Ydi. Don't go on the elevator, you go down the stairs.
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Comments (122)
Unlucky_Gun 0
YDI. You're fired
briangliboff 12
You sneaked off? Any luck?
HeartAttackSmz 1
Next time let the girl wait trust me it'll make her want you more ;P
dselvagn 3
Just say you were going to get something from your car. Duh.
desireev 18
YDI! There are ALOT of people who would love to replace you. You deserve to lose your job. Sneaking away from the workplace is stealing. (Doc said exactly what I was thinking!) Jobs are extremely hard to come by these days, and for you to take that for granted is terrible. Once again, YDI! If I were the boss, I would have you get your shit out of my workplace and never ever come back! And I'd make sure that any future employer of yours would know of the stunt you pulled! For the last time, YDI!!
downtime 13
I think you're going a little overboard. You've taken something really unimportant and tried to blacklist someone forever because of it. I'm sure the punishment of terminating their employment is enough to teach them a lesson, you don't need to ruin their lives just because you're a psychotic idiot.
desireev 18
What I am saying is that if I were the boss, and OPs future employer called me for a reference on OP, I'd let the employer know of the stunt OP pulled at my workplace. That behavior is NOT to be tolerated! There are too many people who'd be willing to work their ass off in the work position that OP took for granted.
downtime 13
I'd say practically stalking someone to ensure they remain unemployed for life would count as psychotic and idiotic. Whether she is in real life doesn't concern me, a person who does the things she was hypothesising is though.
downtime 13
115, Nobody would put an employer who fired them as a reference.
downtime 13
118, Yes and I clearly didn't get to read the response until I posted that, since prior to her comment there was nothing clarified. FML doesn't work in real time, so I think some allowance of 5 minutes between the comment being posted and my reply isn't asking too much.
downtime 13
I was going for just understanding the flow of the discussion, who said anything about altering behaviour?
rubberduckie94 13
I was wondering how did he know you were leaving early? Just genuinely curious, if he worked on a different floor you could have possible been running an errand.
lahorasono 0
I hope you're sneaking off to go to school. Sneaked
ohai12 6
Okay so two things: 1.) It's snuck not sneaked...have you been to the third grade? 2.) Just don't leave work! You're getting paid anyways so you can't complain!
NoOneLovesYou 13
Have YOU been to the third grade? It is, indeed, SNEAKED. "Snuck" is commonly used, even by most professionals, making it also correct. However, the true form is "sneaked". Please shut the **** up and think before you make those sort of comments. Furthermore, getting paid does not mean you cannot complain about the work. Often the money is a necessity, forcing people into jobs they absolutely hate and would get rid of if they didn't require it to survive. Sure, this does not excuse OP's poor choice in this situation, but it does invalidate your "you can't complain" bullshit.
kikerman 1
YDI for not knowing basic grammar. It's snuck not sneaked.
Sirin_fml 47
http://dictionary.reference.com/help/faq/language/g08.html It wouldn't kill you to do some research before "correcting" people like this.
general58 2
YDI for using bad grammar.