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Get her on TV. That's what everyone else does these days when they have a problem.

That has got to suck. People like the OP's mother doesn't need children in a household like that.

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Put the bag over her head.

"MOM, I'M DYING!" "IDGAF! DID YOU KNOCK OVER THE THRASH!?"

sounds like a whole bag o" fun hehe

That's horrible.

Plastic bags are slippery! Especially when they are on carpet.. I slipped on one after putting up groceries and fell right on my ass. (I was not texting either) Pluuuuuuus, the OP's mother hoarders things. Making the OP vulnerable to slipping, falling or tripping on something. :D

Plastic bags can actually be quite handy though, such as when sliding down said stairs for hours of endless fun.

hopefully I'll be seeing her on the tv show hoarders

Nice story, 25.. and... what's up with all the shitty parents FMLs.. are there no non-douche parents out there? Damn...

people with good parents usually dont have any "fml type situations" involving them unless theyre getting caught.

Ummmm.....what?

Are you really that stupid, #2?

That has got to suck. People like the OP's mother doesn't need children in a household like that.

Get her on TV. That's what everyone else does these days when they have a problem.

I agree. Instead of going to actual counseling, they decide to broadcast it to millions of people as entertainment. Sigh ...

I'm not liking that percentage... You're not fair! :/ Lol. 50/50 it! 42- What's wrong with the word "geese"? If I recall right, I've used it twice.. Another word I'm "obsessed" with is fuck, as in "fuck" you. :)

Maybe it's a sign? :D Okay okay, I make special deal just for you. 55/45, good to go?(:

The comment above was for comment number 44. Not 42. Sorrryy!

Geese is the plural for goose.

Well I'd be pissed if you messed with my interior decor as well

Throw it all it when she's not home >:)

I'm pretty sure she doesn't even get out of the house. Probably too worried about leaving her bags.

It's your mothers fault you suck at having the coordination to watch where you are going? I also bet you were texting, which makes klutzes like you 99x more likely to eff stuff up.

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So I guess you never trip right? And he was probably having a hard time walking around seeing how she hordes stuff, so he was dodging lots of things. -_-

I assume you didn't have a hoarder for a mother you fucking ass hole!!! I'm sure you had a clean house and a hot meal when you wanted it. Some of us aren't that lucky!! So don't be a little inconsiderate bitch!!!! And op I totally understand where you are coming from. My dad cheated on my mom their whole marriage and since she had a lot of health problems she would get fucked up off pain pills. I barely remember her ever EVER cleaning or cooking. So yeah my past sucked and I'm not bitching about it but if you stay strong and promise yourself you will never be like that then everything will be ok when you turn 18 and get the fuck out of that house! Good luck!

I assume you didn't have a hoarder for a mother you fucking ass hole!!! I'm sure you had a clean house and a hot meal when you wanted it. Some of us aren't that lucky!! So don't be a little inconsiderate bitch!!!! And op I totally understand where you are coming from. My dad cheated on my mom their whole marriage and since she had a lot of health problems she would get fucked up off pain pills. I barely remember her ever EVER cleaning or cooking. So yeah my past sucked and I'm not bitching about it but if you stay strong and promise yourself you will never be like that then everything will be ok when you turn 18 and get the fuck out of that house! Good luck!

#72 Anyways 2 the last comment..They say there not complaning but it sure does sound like it!... But really i thought this was hilarious cuz thats sumthing my mom would do! -_-

We didn't need a life story, lmao. Daaang...

Damn that's a Loy of replies to a dumb ass comment why waste your time replying to the troll? Stating now I'm not saying anything to him I'm talking to everyone that's commented

11- Jumping to conclusions are we? Geese!

Well maybe there was a lot more then just bags on the stairs and was trying to watch out for the other stuff as well then slipped on the bag.. While not texting :) My conclusion. Lol

Any goslings there too?

No, just a gander.

I think you mean "geez"

Geese? Like the plural of goose?

Isn't there a show all about Hoarders? Dob your mum in to one and enjoy your fifteen minutes of fame, kid.