By MomLovesMeLessThanTrash - 14/08/2011 04:36 - United States

Today, I slipped on a plastic bag that my mom, the hoarder, was keeping on the stairs. I fell and sprained my ankle, getting rug burn in the process. Her response? Getting mad at me, putting the bag back on the stairs, then getting another to add to the pile. FML
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goebsy 8

Get her on TV. That's what everyone else does these days when they have a problem.

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SherryA 15

That has got to suck. People like the OP's mother doesn't need children in a household like that.

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Yngve_fml 9

"MOM, I'M DYING!" "IDGAF! DID YOU KNOCK OVER THE THRASH!?"

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SherryA 15

Plastic bags are slippery! Especially when they are on carpet.. I slipped on one after putting up groceries and fell right on my ass. (I was not texting either) Pluuuuuuus, the OP's mother hoarders things. Making the OP vulnerable to slipping, falling or tripping on something. :D

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andy_l 14

Plastic bags can actually be quite handy though, such as when sliding down said stairs for hours of endless fun.

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YourEvilHero 12

hopefully I'll be seeing her on the tv show hoarders

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je_suis_fml 11

Nice story, 25.. and... what's up with all the shitty parents FMLs.. are there no non-douche parents out there? Damn...

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koe4 0

people with good parents usually dont have any "fml type situations" involving them unless theyre getting caught.

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danielreader22 4

Are you really that stupid, #2?

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SherryA 15

That has got to suck. People like the OP's mother doesn't need children in a household like that.

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goebsy 8

Get her on TV. That's what everyone else does these days when they have a problem.

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andy_l 14

I agree. Instead of going to actual counseling, they decide to broadcast it to millions of people as entertainment. Sigh ...

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SherryA 15

I'm not liking that percentage... You're not fair! :/ Lol. 50/50 it! 42- What's wrong with the word "geese"? If I recall right, I've used it twice.. Another word I'm "obsessed" with is ****, as in "****" you. :)

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SoSickWithIt 14

Maybe it's a sign? :D Okay okay, I make special deal just for you. 55/45, good to go?(:

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SherryA 15

The comment above was for comment number 44. Not 42. Sorrryy!

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cc_the_beast 6

Geese is the plural for goose.

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cc_the_beast 6

Well I'd be pissed if you messed with my interior decor as well

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cBlackout 13

Throw it all it when she's not home >:)

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Random_Person88 8

I'm pretty sure she doesn't even get out of the house. Probably too worried about leaving her bags.

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SoSickWithIt 14

It's your mothers fault you suck at having the coordination to watch where you are going? I also bet you were texting, which makes klutzes like you 99x more likely to eff stuff up.

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1215116a 14

So I guess you never trip right? And he was probably having a hard time walking around seeing how she hordes stuff, so he was dodging lots of things. -_-

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crazyluvbug 8

I assume you didn't have a hoarder for a mother you ******* ass hole!!! I'm sure you had a clean house and a hot meal when you wanted it. Some of us aren't that lucky!! So don't be a little inconsiderate bitch!!!! And op I totally understand where you are coming from. My dad cheated on my mom their whole marriage and since she had a lot of health problems she would get ****** up off pain pills. I barely remember her ever EVER cleaning or cooking. So yeah my past sucked and I'm not bitching about it but if you stay strong and promise yourself you will never be like that then everything will be ok when you turn 18 and get the **** out of that house! Good luck!

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crazyluvbug 8

I assume you didn't have a hoarder for a mother you ******* ass hole!!! I'm sure you had a clean house and a hot meal when you wanted it. Some of us aren't that lucky!! So don't be a little inconsiderate bitch!!!! And op I totally understand where you are coming from. My dad cheated on my mom their whole marriage and since she had a lot of health problems she would get ****** up off pain pills. I barely remember her ever EVER cleaning or cooking. So yeah my past sucked and I'm not bitching about it but if you stay strong and promise yourself you will never be like that then everything will be ok when you turn 18 and get the **** out of that house! Good luck!

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Iluvj1211 0

#72 Anyways 2 the last comment..They say there not complaning but it sure does sound like it!... But really i thought this was hilarious cuz thats sumthing my mom would do! -_-

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SherryA 15

We didn't need a life story, lmao. Daaang...

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hapetreefriend 1

Damn that's a Loy of replies to a dumb ass comment why waste your time replying to the troll? Stating now I'm not saying anything to him I'm talking to everyone that's commented

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SherryA 15

11- Jumping to conclusions are we? Geese!

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SherryA 15

Well maybe there was a lot more then just bags on the stairs and was trying to watch out for the other stuff as well then slipped on the bag.. While not texting :) My conclusion. Lol

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cc_the_beast 6

Any goslings there too?

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omgcookeys 15

I think you mean "geez"

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jedielf 23

Isn't there a show all about Hoarders? Dob your mum in to one and enjoy your fifteen minutes of fame, kid.

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