Health: Today, I slipped on a plastic bag that my mom, the hoarder, was...

By MomLovesMeLessThanTrash - 14/08/2011 04:36 - United States

Today, I slipped on a plastic bag that my mom, the hoarder, was keeping on the stairs. I fell and sprained my ankle, getting rug burn in the process. Her response? Getting mad at me, putting the bag back on the stairs, then getting another to add to the pile. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/03/2021 05:59 - United States

Today, I tripped really hard and twisted my ankle on a toy that was on the floor, dropping a bag of trash filled with coffee and energy drinks my husband has piled around his desk. Instead of helping me up or helping me clean, he berated me about it. Told me that it's not my problem and went to his LoL game. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/08/2013 17:39 - Spain - Mon?var

Today, I slipped and fell down the stairs, landing hard on my knee. Through my screams of agony, my mom accused me of exaggerating the pain, and said I was just being an attention seeker, before finally taking me to hospital. I was told my leg was broken. She refused to apologize. FML

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By whoops - 29/06/2014 20:37 - United States - Hicksville

Today, my mom told me to take out the trash. I thought it would be a good idea to Hulk-smash it into the can. I missed. The bag ripped and garbage flew everywhere. FML

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By dannyfanny - 28/08/2009 20:59 - United States

Today, I slipped walking down the stairs. My mom thought I sprained my right ankle. In her haste to get me to the doctor, she grabbed me and accidentally tripped me. I broke my left ankle. The right one was fine. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/05/2016 15:30 - Canada - Saint John

Today, I fell down the stairs while holding some dirty glasses from my room. I ended up pulling pieces of glass from my body. Meanwhile all my mom cares about is the fact that I broke three of her favorite glasses. FML

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By Thanksmom - 18/03/2016 06:23 - United States - Riverside

Today, my mom yelled at me for going through her closet for some warmer clothes. She had a rant about taking her clothes without her permission, all while wearing a pair of my boots and one of my sweaters. FML

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Slipping up

By Anonymous - 18/10/2010 23:28 - United States

Today, I slipped and sprained my ankle while shopping for a present for my husband, who later came home and tripped over my elevated leg, hurting my ankle again. Now I have an excruciating sprain, and a spouse who's furious at me because, I "shouldn't have tried to surprise him." FML

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By Shone - 15/04/2012 23:39 - Canada - Grand Forks

Today, I had to get stitches on my foot and was then forced to wear a plastic bag on my foot while showering. The plastic bag made me slip in the shower and had to go back and get stitches in my forehead. FML

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By stupidneighbor - 04/03/2009 17:03 - United States

Today, I slipped on the ice in front of my apartment, spraining my ankle and cracking a rib. While I laid on the ground immediately after, my neighbor chewed me out for saying "shit" in front of her 4-year-old on my way down. FML

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By ow - 13/06/2011 05:39 - United States

Today, I was home alone in my apartment. I tripped over my dresser and fell and sprained my ankle. As I was laying there in agonizing pain, my downstairs neighbor shouted at me to shut up. FML

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goebsy 8

Sunday 14 August 2011 12:04

Get her on TV. That's what everyone else does these days when they have a problem.

SherryA 15

Sunday 14 August 2011 12:04

That has got to suck. People like the OP's mother doesn't need children in a household like that.

Comments

MusicJunkie_3 0

Sunday 14 August 2011 14:49

Ohmygod... That's totally frigging crazy...

TheMadScientist 13

Sunday 14 August 2011 15:20

Why are you still living with her?

silvercamaro 22

Sunday 14 August 2011 16:54

Maybe because its his mom?

Cam_eron 0

Sunday 14 August 2011 16:34

ur moms a stupid bitch

s24sammy 8

Sunday 14 August 2011 16:39

thats my mom

silvercamaro 22

Sunday 14 August 2011 16:45

If she's really a big time hoarder you guys could be on that show

LowLives 9

Sunday 14 August 2011 16:57

time to put your mom on that TV show...or next time you're going to break your neck.

Iluvj1211 0

Sunday 14 August 2011 17:03

@ #72 wat a dumbass really u say ur not complaining yet ur pouring out ur sob story 2 ppl that dont care get over it no 1 has it good! & u sure sound like ur complaining urself! U just made urself sound dumb! But anyways i found this particular fml 2 be hilarious cuz my moms just like that -_- lol