Today, I slept with this new guy for the first time. After sex, he said the doggie style position was fun, it made him wonder what it would be like to rape a girl. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I went down on my boyfriend for the first time. Afterwards, he laid on the bed, silent and naked in the fetal position, I had to sit there stroking his head for an hour. I think I raped my boyfriend. FML
Today, I was having a one night stand with a guy. He told me he wanted to do it doggie style, I said okay, and as soon as I bent over on the bed, looked at me and said, "Let's do this with the lights off". FML
Today, I spent my first night at my boyfriend's place, and my first night sleeping beside him. I woke up in the early hours to him holding me and muttering in his sleep something like "surprise fisting". I'm beyond terrified. FML
Today, my boyfriend of a month and I had sex for the first time. We started in the shower and then moved to his bedroom. He then feel asleep when I was on top. FML
Today, my drunk boyfriend told me he thought of new positions for us to try in bed because it was getting boring. We haven't had sex yet. FML
Today, I had sex with a guy I've liked for ages. We were lying in his bed afterwards, and he mumbled the word "happy". I thought it was really sweet, until he repeated himself. "My girlfriend probably won't be too happy about this." FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend and I lustfully requested we try doggy style this time. He responded, "No, Jesus wouldn't like that." FML
Today, my boyfriend of three years decided it was finally time to have sex. After we did, he told me that he was sleeping with another girl. He wanted to have sex with me to see who was better. FML
Today, I was finally having sex with the man of my dreams, and then he fell asleep on top of me. FML
Today, I met my girlfriend's parents for the first time. I was on their bed having sex with their daughter. FML
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ohmy_god 0
I've had a boy tell me that he wanted to "fake" rape me. Never talked to him again...
extremekiwi 0
thats why she said roleplay fucknut
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Comments (93)
kmusic 0
RUN....DON'T LOOK BACK....THAT'S ALL I CAN SAY...
SammyJane 1
CREEEEEPY!!!
LoveToSmile101 0
Wow creepy. You don't tell those kind of fantisies on the first ****..
easylazy 0
So you got raped, except that you wanted it? That's just messed up girl!! I recommend going to one of those "I got raped anonymous" clubs
aussiegirl1990 0
Be careful. If you like him enough... roleplay and safe word. Jessica
99MDC 0
Roleplaying, nothing wrong with it. Reality- Distance yourself ASAP
lathblade 0
Really? You hook up with some major creepers
Hurt16 0
that was crazzzzy
dab3st 0
stop having sex ok? you will get an STD and I'm gonna laugh if u do then post it on FML.
selizabeth 0
okay SERIOUSLY , that ' s messed up . mkaay , someone.... close to me & my best friend was raped & it aint that funny at all . dont joke around with that stuff. & uhhm , fantasizing about it . wow you have serious mental issues if you think it ' s fun cause it aiint ! grow up and think a little cause that aint right . you don joke with that stuff cause it's way so seroius .